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(16,785 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,426 posts)ret5hd
(20,491 posts)Let me know.
OAITW r.2.0
(24,492 posts)Not my candle, of course,
SamKnause
(13,106 posts)Yes, I just googled penis shaped candles.
What came up was: Super Fun Penis Candles $4.99/5 to a pack/purple, pink, orange, green, blue.
They are the full package/ sack and balls included.
lapfog_1
(29,204 posts)party cakes
NSF!!!
https://bachelorette.com/products/super-fun-penis-candles?variant=20949060288601¤cy=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&gclid=Cj0KCQiA962BBhCzARIsAIpWEL1WABD6Q0touxE45vB1gOpndsv8qYln9kgnyDRj27_u76fKFmF0qbQaAiqcEALw_wcB
https://magickplanet.com/products/black-male-genital-candle?variant=33080169496610¤cy=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic
magicarpet
(14,150 posts)The internet collectively lost its goddamn mind when Gwyneth Paltrow's wellness company, Goop, released a $75 scented candle called This Smells Like My Vagina. Promptly, the overpriced candle sold out because apparently everyone wants a whiff of the celebrity'sahem.
LuckyCharms
(17,426 posts)because I've never been near a real vagina.
magicarpet
(14,150 posts)Move Over, $75 Vagina Candle. There's Now a $100 Penis Candle.
It's supposed to be a statement about gender inequality.
BY ZACHARY ZANE JAN 23, 2020
https://www.menshealth.com/trending-news/a30645562/penis-scented-candle-goop/
LuckyCharms
(17,426 posts)"My Penis Smells Like a Vagina" candle.
magicarpet
(14,150 posts)... have those. Let me go check E-Bay and Amazon,... I'll be right back.
LuckyCharms
(17,426 posts)C_U_L8R
(45,002 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,426 posts)I had to go to the doctor.
left-of-center2012
(34,195 posts)I saw some in a shop when I was vacationing in San Diego a few years ago.
LuckyCharms
(17,426 posts)And by that I mean...did they have a tattoo on them?
left-of-center2012
(34,195 posts)I am no expert on what a penis looks like other than my own;
which by the way does not have a tattoo.
They also had candy penises, should one care to indulge.
hedda_foil
(16,374 posts)Exept it was a foot tall. :
LuckyCharms
(17,426 posts)BootinUp
(47,145 posts)RockRaven
(14,966 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,426 posts)It's supposed to burn.
Isn't it?
vercetti2021
(10,156 posts)What?
Blue Owl
(50,373 posts)jmowreader
(50,557 posts)Google "Donald Trump candle." There are several designs to choose from.
zanana1
(6,113 posts)cyclonefence
(4,483 posts)I don't think Gweneth's candle looks like her vagina, unless she keeps her vagina in a glass jar with a screw-on top.
Harker
(14,018 posts)That's what I get for reading another cock and bull post from LuckyCharms.