Is there a penis candle too?

[LuckyCharms]

Thanks.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

1. It kinda does resemble a candle

[LuckyCharms]

8. Mine looks like this...

[ret5hd]

2. I have a used nose candle that may substitute...

Let me know.

[OAITW r.2.0]

3. Start's hot, melts quickly?

Not my candle, of course,

[SamKnause]

4. I don't know about candles, but there are penis shaped chocolate lollipops.

Yes, I just googled penis shaped candles.

What came up was: Super Fun Penis Candles $4.99/5 to a pack/purple, pink, orange, green, blue.

They are the full package/ sack and balls included.

[lapfog_1]

23. pretty sure there are penis candles for bachelorette

party cakes

NSF!!!

https://bachelorette.com/products/super-fun-penis-candles?variant=20949060288601&currency=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&gclid=Cj0KCQiA962BBhCzARIsAIpWEL1WABD6Q0touxE45vB1gOpndsv8qYln9kgnyDRj27_u76fKFmF0qbQaAiqcEALw_wcB

https://magickplanet.com/products/black-male-genital-candle?variant=33080169496610¤cy=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic

[magicarpet]

5. Good news,... I think I located something.....

The internet collectively lost its goddamn mind when Gwyneth Paltrow's wellness company, Goop, released a $75 scented candle called “This Smells Like My Vagina.” Promptly, the overpriced candle sold out because apparently everyone wants a whiff of the celebrity's—ahem.

[LuckyCharms]

6. I might buy that candle...

because I've never been near a real vagina.

[magicarpet]

7. You are in luck,...The other gender,... a penis candle....

Move Over, $75 Vagina Candle. There's Now a $100 Penis Candle.
It's supposed to be a statement about gender inequality.

BY ZACHARY ZANE JAN 23, 2020

https://www.menshealth.com/trending-news/a30645562/penis-scented-candle-goop/

[LuckyCharms]

9. Next, someone will market a...

"My Penis Smells Like a Vagina" candle.

[magicarpet]

12. Wouldn't that be a trans-sexual candle ? They must,...

... have those. Let me go check E-Bay and Amazon,... I'll be right back.

[LuckyCharms]

15. Hurry up!

[C_U_L8R]

10. Why yes. It's called The Little Donald.

[LuckyCharms]

13. The last time mine looked like that...

I had to go to the doctor.

[left-of-center2012]

11. There are or were penis shaped candles

I saw some in a shop when I was vacationing in San Diego a few years ago.

[LuckyCharms]

14. Were they realistic?

And by that I mean...did they have a tattoo on them?

[left-of-center2012]

18. Contrary to any rumors you may have heard ...

I am no expert on what a penis looks like other than my own;
which by the way does not have a tattoo.

They also had candy penises, should one care to indulge.

[hedda_foil]

16. My late ex got one just like this for his 40th birthday.

Exept it was a foot tall. :

[LuckyCharms]

17. Hmmm...mine is that color.

[BootinUp]

19. ouch. hope NOT

[RockRaven]

20. That brings a new and confusing meaning to "Does it burn when you pee?"

[LuckyCharms]

22. Of course it does!

It's supposed to burn.

Isn't it?

[vercetti2021]

21. Lmao

What?

[Blue Owl]

24. The Bag of Dicks Candelabra

[jmowreader]

25. Yes there are

Google "Donald Trump candle." There are several designs to choose from.

[zanana1]

26. Now that's too easy.

[cyclonefence]

27. You mean a candle that smells like your penis?

I don't think Gweneth's candle looks like her vagina, unless she keeps her vagina in a glass jar with a screw-on top.

[Harker]

28. I now have a new version of"Eleanor Rigby" playing in my head.

That's what I get for reading another cock and bull post from LuckyCharms.