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kairos12

(12,875 posts)
Thu Feb 18, 2021, 11:35 AM Feb 2021

Humor for the day.

A poodle and a collie are walking together when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend. “My life is a mess,” he says. “My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a schnauzer, and I’m as jittery as a cat.”

“Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?” suggests the collie.

“I can’t,” says the poodle. “I’m not allowed on the couch.”

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Humor for the day. (Original Post) kairos12 Feb 2021 OP
... Ohiogal Feb 2021 #1
K&R 'cause we can all use a laugh... abqtommy Feb 2021 #2
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