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Thu Feb 18, 2021, 05:25 PM

Because we all need a laugh, 13 curses to mutter against Ted Cruz while you boil snow to drink.

1. May you wait in line outside the only open grocery store for four hours only to find that there is no food left, save a Pop-Tart that slipped under some shelving. May the Pop-Tart be the weird cherry flavor. May you buy it, cut it into quadrants, and eat it over two days.

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3. May you record yourself making a snow angel for the first time in your life only to realize that you’re lying on your neighbor’s dog’s frozen deposits. –Forrest Wilder

4. May snow slip off an overhang as you pass underneath it, nailing you right on your noggin while you’re heading outside to pee.

5. May you make direct eye contact with your neighbor during your yard pee.

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Thu Feb 18, 2021, 05:32 PM

1. number 9

ughhh. This is a good list.

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Thu Feb 18, 2021, 06:23 PM

2. 13. Hands down. Like that former FL Democratic Rep said in the House: The GOP plan ...

... is for you to die, the sooner, the better. All Ted Cruz did was leave us for dead.

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Thu Feb 18, 2021, 08:14 PM

3. I always liked.......

May the fleas of a thousand camels reside in your crotch... uff...
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