I have just figured out how to hack into DU's system.

[Dr. Strange]

I've been able to access the recordings from DU's cameras, most of which have been transcribed by the software. Here's some of the more interesting conversations I've found.

March 23, 2017
Orrex: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Skinner: Put spaghetti in it.
Orrex: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
EarlG: Put spaghetti in it.
Orrex: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Chuggo: Put spaghetti in it.
Orrex: I'm no longer taking suggestions.


September 15, 2015
Orrex, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Skinner, pulling out an Uno card: +4
EarlG, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Chuggo, trembling: What are we playing


January 28, 2019
Orrex: madinmaryland and I are having a baby.
TommyCarcetti: That's gre-
Orrex, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.


October 6, 2017
Dr. Strange: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited
5gan: If?
MrCoffee: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die.


April 13, 2016
Midlodemocrat: I know you snuck out last night, 5gan.
MrCoffee: Play dumb!
5gan: Who's 5gan?
MrCoffee: NOT THAT DUMB!!!


November 8, 2014
KitchenWitch: If Skittles and I were drowning, who would you save?
RadioLady: You two can’t swim?
Skittles: It’s a hypothetical question, RadioLady! who would you save?
RadioLady: my time and effort.


March 19, 2019
zozosmom: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
mcctatas: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
zozosmom: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

[intrepidity]

1. Dr. Strange, you are aptly named. nt

[Karadeniz]

2. HA! Thanks for burgling!!!

[Wicked Blue]

3. I don't see any smoking gun here

nt

[Leith]

4. These are great!

I don't know everyone involved, but that usually is the case.

Often I see a really good post by a poster I've never heard or seen before. Then I look at the number of posts and it's in the tens of thousands! How do I miss these terrific and clever people?