pick two pills

[orleans]

[padfun]

1. Actually, just number 8

The rest are ones that either I already have (4,7) or aren't important to me.

[IcyPeas]

2. 6 and 7

[True Dough]

3. Before I pick

are these hard-shell or soft-shell capsules?

[left-of-center2012]

4. 1 and 4

"I'm so vain". ?

[RockRaven]

5. Number 8 gives you immunity to regrets/recriminations/doubts about your selections...

If you select 8 then you'll never be (or know that you are, at least) wrong with the other selection.

Not necessarily good, but worth considering when you're dabbling in such fate-tempting magics.

[Maraya1969]

6. 4 & 8

[AKwannabe]

7. 7&8

Please

[Iggo]

8. I'm weak and poor...so 6 and 7.

[ShazzieB]

9. 7 and 4

In that order, because 7 is something I need and 4 is something that would be nice but not essential.

[Work360]

10. 7 & 8

[Laffy Kat]

11. I'm pretty vain, so 1 and 4.

I've already forgotten my ex, LOL.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

12. 1 & 7, unless 6 means strong in every possible way, not just muscles ... then 6 & 7 (nt)

[Rhiannon12866]

13. 1 & 8

[The Jungle 1]

14. 3 4

Then I can slip 3 to my ex and steal her pills.
Oh no I might be a republican.

[lindysalsagal]

15. 4/5

LOL

[In_The_Wind]

16. I want 7 and 8.

[Wicked Blue]

17. 4 and 8

although my ideal pill would give the power to heal dysfunctional relationships among people

[Elessar Zappa]

18. 7 and 8.

[Fla Dem]

19. 1 and 8. If I can look 15 years younger (hope it includes physical youth too) I'll be very happy.

[Duppers]

20. 8 & 4

Laughing about the 4.

[area51]

21. 1 & 7. n/t

[Skittles]

22. I find people who are always happy VERY annoying

so I'll go with 2 and 5