Can you still change your DU name? How do these sound?

[LuckyCharms]

garlic_navel

far_below_average

Asscrack_O'Mighty

that's_not_a_pimple

shy_motherfucker

unusual_looking_nutsack

no_I_don't_smell_anything

rolling_in_gravy

Fuckbag_Smith

same_shirt_everyday

so_what_if_I'm_stoned

Garbagetown_Cottoncrotch

thanks_in_advance_punk

LOWERCASE_BOOF

sexual_contraption

wash_it_first

[PJMcK]

1. Knock yourself out, my friend (n/t)

[lillypaddle]

2. I expecially liked

that's_not_a_pimple

[OAITW r.2.0]

3. Walk a mile in my rhetorical shoes, Mr. Charms.

See if you don't get blisters.

[ZZenith]

4. I think all of them underscore your need for approval.

[Harker]

5. At least I could stop thinking of overly sweet

kiddie breakfast cereal, and offensive, stereotypical Irish leprechaun shit.

Fuckbag_Smith gets my vote, if you're keeping tabs.

P.S. You no longer need underscores!

[In_The_Wind]

6. How about

Happy When I'm Stoned

Puff Puff Pass