Twitter Help Plz Help (wild bird story)

[pnwmom]

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1370209351344922626.html

i found a bird dead, floating in the water bin we leave out for our raccoons and it was in there 20+ minutes

the kids begged me to save it

so i put wrapped it up and put it in my shirt for fast warming

an hour later

guys help my tits resurrected a bird
I did not foresee this bird starting to breathe after an hour

And then start moving

It’s still unconscious on my chest

what the flark do I do now

I was unaware of my magical lifesaving birb boobs

WHAT

DO

I

D O.



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[littlemissmartypants]

1. Without explanation this makes little sense. nt

[pnwmom]

4. It made perfect sense to me. And there's a lot more at the link, including photos. n/t

[tblue37]

5. Follow the link. It's hilarious.

[Phoenix61]

2. That is hysterical! Glad the little guy/gal was ok. nt

[Frasier Balzov]

3. Tried to help a bird.

Now you HAVE a bird.