Oh shit...

[LuckyCharms]

I just discovered that one of my butlers is having sex with ALL of my maids while they are on the clock.

I'm going to note this on their performance reviews.

Portnoy is going to see fewer dollars in his Christmas bonus.

He's a prick anyway.

[Cirque du So-What]

1. You think you've got it bad?

The mechanic who is flown in to work on my Rolls Royce called the color ‘white,’ and it’s clearly ‘ivory.’ He was so surprised to find himself out of a job.

[dawg day]

2. You just can't get good help anymore.

My footmen object to wearing livery and white gloves.

[Sanity Claws]

3. Sex while on the clock?

That sounds so uncomfortable.

[unblock]

4. Oh but when the alarm goes off....

[unblock]

5. The car! Not the butler!!

I clearly told the mechanic to give our Bentley a tune-up!

And don't get me started on all the misunderstandings from roger! People shouldn't have verbs as names!

[empedocles]

6. . Hats off to all the posts.