Since nobody listens to me, I'm going to let Cracked do the talking:

[Aristus]

https://www.cracked.com/article_29814_youre-pronouncing-st-patricks-day-wrong.html

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. Good article, my dear Aristus!

And I always listen to you!

[Aristus]

2. This should'nt even be something I carry a big stick about.

My Irish ancestry is doubtful, at best. I'm mostly of Welsh extraction. But until we celebrate Saint Davey's Day here in the US, there's not a lot to get worked up about.

[dweller]

3. More craic

https://www.theonion.com/irish-americans-gear-up-for-the-reinforcin-o-the-stereo-1819586600?utm_medium=sharefromsite&utm_source=theonion_facebook&fbclid=IwAR2M-pgipV1YOJ76P_19Olp3_1aOcQEhHcArlLDLOs4WISMbeFZn8rK1SMk

✌🏻

[Jim G.]

4. I Knew That...

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181483658