You're in a rocky relationship. You handcuff yourself to your partner. What happens?

[True Dough]

These dimwits are giving it a try...

Link to tweet

Anything for self-promotion, I guess?

[Hugh_Lebowski]

1. Seems like a bad case of diarrhea would be a real drag (nt)

[dchill]

2. Especially if they both got it. Could go nuclear.

[Funtatlaguy]

5. I don't even like my own bathroom 🚽 smells much less another's. Gag.

[PJMcK]

3. Yeah... no (n/t)

[RockRaven]

4. Hopefully you both work from home, or only one of you is employed (and not a manual labor

or trade job at that), or pretty quick it's gonna be like that one scene in Gladiator where ultimately one guy has a chain on his wrist and the other... doesn't.

[Skittles]

6. these are people who need hobbies

ya know?

[CentralMass]

7. If it was to my ex I would have to gnaw my own arm off to survive.

[True Dough]

8. Do you have

sharp teeth, at least?

[Laffy Kat]

9. This is not going to end well. nt

[FSogol]

10. "You're always breathing down my neck!" and "Give me some space."