Florida Man Caught Pleasuring Himself With Pickle On Private Premises

[CatWoman]

[Historic NY]

1. WTF...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/pickle]

[RussellCattle]

2. Recently read a funny collection of headlines about idiot things that "Florida Man" had done and....

....here we have another one. It really is true. Carl Hiaasen's characters aren't really that outlandish. I'd like to see Gov. DeSantis end up living in the Everglades, wearing boots and a plastic raincoat and eating roadkill.

[TexasBushwhacker]

6. There's a whole subreddit for "FloridaMan"

It's equal parts hilarious and horrifying.

[RussellCattle]

9. I'll look it up sometime, but with the mixed expectations you warn us about. Thanks.

[RussellCattle]

10. OK, I did look it up and it really is pretty horrifying. What is the matter with these folks?

[Blue Owl]

3. What a dillweed

[NewDayOranges]

4. I believe there is more lead in the water supply

In Florida than any other state! That would explain the frequency of Florida man headlines...

[Harker]

5. So he was gherkin off?

I'm pretty sure that's not kosher.

[Nevilledog]

11. *snort*

[whistler162]

7. From Pensacola?

[zanana1]

8. I don't dare ask how.

[LeftishBrit]

12. Even speaking as a female...

the thought of someone pleasuring himself with a pickle makes me go OUCH!