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CatWoman

(79,296 posts) Fri Mar 19, 2021, 02:24 PM Mar 2021

Florida Man Caught Pleasuring Himself With Pickle On Private Premises

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Florida Man Caught Pleasuring Himself With Pickle On Private Premises (Original Post) CatWoman Mar 2021 OP

WTF... Historic NY Mar 2021 #1

Recently read a funny collection of headlines about idiot things that "Florida Man" had done and.... RussellCattle Mar 2021 #2

There's a whole subreddit for "FloridaMan" TexasBushwhacker Mar 2021 #6

I'll look it up sometime, but with the mixed expectations you warn us about. Thanks. RussellCattle Mar 2021 #9

OK, I did look it up and it really is pretty horrifying. What is the matter with these folks? RussellCattle Mar 2021 #10

What a dillweed Blue Owl Mar 2021 #3

I believe there is more lead in the water supply NewDayOranges Mar 2021 #4

So he was gherkin off? Harker Mar 2021 #5

*snort* Nevilledog Mar 2021 #11

From Pensacola? whistler162 Mar 2021 #7

I don't dare ask how. zanana1 Mar 2021 #8

Even speaking as a female... LeftishBrit Mar 2021 #12

Historic NY

(37,449 posts)

1. WTF...

Reply to CatWoman (Original post)

Fri Mar 19, 2021, 02:29 PM

Mar 2021

[link:http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/pickle|]

RussellCattle

(1,535 posts)

2. Recently read a funny collection of headlines about idiot things that "Florida Man" had done and....

Reply to CatWoman (Original post)

Fri Mar 19, 2021, 02:34 PM

Mar 2021

....here we have another one. It really is true. Carl Hiaasen's characters aren't really that outlandish. I'd like to see Gov. DeSantis end up living in the Everglades, wearing boots and a plastic raincoat and eating roadkill.

TexasBushwhacker

(20,174 posts)

6. There's a whole subreddit for "FloridaMan"

Reply to RussellCattle (Reply #2)

Sat Mar 20, 2021, 11:54 AM

Mar 2021

It's equal parts hilarious and horrifying.

RussellCattle

(1,535 posts)

9. I'll look it up sometime, but with the mixed expectations you warn us about. Thanks.

Reply to TexasBushwhacker (Reply #6)

Sun Mar 21, 2021, 01:16 PM

Mar 2021

RussellCattle

(1,535 posts)

10. OK, I did look it up and it really is pretty horrifying. What is the matter with these folks?

Reply to TexasBushwhacker (Reply #6)

Sun Mar 21, 2021, 01:29 PM

Mar 2021

Blue Owl

(50,351 posts)

3. What a dillweed

Reply to CatWoman (Original post)

Fri Mar 19, 2021, 02:50 PM

Mar 2021

NewDayOranges

(692 posts)

4. I believe there is more lead in the water supply

Reply to CatWoman (Original post)

Fri Mar 19, 2021, 04:41 PM

Mar 2021

In Florida than any other state! That would explain the frequency of Florida man headlines...

Harker

(14,012 posts)

5. So he was gherkin off?

Reply to CatWoman (Original post)

Fri Mar 19, 2021, 06:19 PM

Mar 2021

I'm pretty sure that's not kosher.

Nevilledog

(51,080 posts)

11. *snort*

Reply to Harker (Reply #5)

Sun Mar 21, 2021, 02:23 PM

Mar 2021

whistler162

(11,155 posts)

7. From Pensacola?

Reply to CatWoman (Original post)

Sat Mar 20, 2021, 12:34 PM

Mar 2021

zanana1

(6,112 posts)

8. I don't dare ask how.

Reply to CatWoman (Original post)

Sat Mar 20, 2021, 06:08 PM

Mar 2021

LeftishBrit

(41,205 posts)

12. Even speaking as a female...

Reply to CatWoman (Original post)

Mon Mar 22, 2021, 06:07 PM

Mar 2021

the thought of someone pleasuring himself with a pickle makes me go OUCH!

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