I couldn't find the ice scraper to clean my windows.so I used a discount card from store

[Duncanpup]

It did not work very well I only got 20% off.

[soothsayer]

1. I laughed

[Ziggysmom]

2. Ba Dum Tssssssssss

It looked good on scraper.

[Duncanpup]

3. I love it

We should do a duet together my wife tells me I could be on gong show

[Ziggysmom]

4. I loved The Gong Show of the 70s, never saw the new remake

Was the new show any good? I suffer from insomnia and only allow myself to watch comedy if I fire up the tv when I wake.
For some reason puns, jokes and comedy shows are just funnier at 3 AM

[calimary]

5. Took me a moment.

[twodogsbarking]

6. Boiling hot water works too

if you make tea with it and wait for the snow to melt.

Two European Creams getting their daily brushing.

[panader0]

7. Boiling water can crack your windshield.

Better to use cold water as the temperature difference is not so severe.

[twodogsbarking]

8. It won't crack your windshield

if you use it to make tea, eh.

[panader0]

9. Ah yes, forgive me, I just woke up.....

[twodogsbarking]

10. Gotcha

You're it.

[Captain Zero]

11. But you can turn your plastic tea cup upside down and scrape the windshield with that

in circular motions.
Boil water, make tea, and drink all the tea from your PLASTIC tea cup.
Turn the empty PLASTIC cup upside down and place on the frosted windshield...
with your hand on the bottom of the cup begin circular motions,
and the drinking edge of the cup will scrape the windshield.

Try this for yourself some time. Please don't discount the idea.

[twodogsbarking]

12. In my lifetime we have gone from

no plastic to today. We fucked up.

[Diamond_Dog]

13. Ha ha ha