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Duncanpup

(12,841 posts) Mon Mar 22, 2021, 06:04 AM Mar 2021

I told my wife I definitely married miss right

I did not know her first name was always

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I told my wife I definitely married miss right (Original Post) Duncanpup Mar 2021 OP

Wives have the right to be right. Aussie105 Mar 2021 #1

I understand Duncanpup Mar 2021 #2

I cannot think of a single happy man who is smarter than his wife GeoWilliam750 Mar 2021 #6

How's That Big Comfy Couch Working Out? COL Mustard Mar 2021 #3

I'm very familiar Duncanpup Mar 2021 #4

In my house, things are much different GeoWilliam750 Mar 2021 #5

As A Friend At Work Sometimes Says...... COL Mustard Mar 2021 #7

And in his firmest, booming, manly, voice, hubby says: 'Yes, dear' (squeak). keithbvadu2 Mar 2021 #8

Aussie105

(5,382 posts)

1. Wives have the right to be right.

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Mon Mar 22, 2021, 06:29 AM

Mar 2021

Husbands not so much - not since 'mansplaining' became a thing and can be used to shut the husband up instantly.

My wife is always right, but there is a catch.

Me: How do I do this?
Her: Up to you.
Me: OK!

Later:
Her: No you did that wrong!

Me: Mansplaining.
Her: Sure you got that right?
Me: Of course. I have more University degrees than you!

Guaranteed to result in a stony silence for hours to come.

Duncanpup

(12,841 posts)

2. I understand

Reply to Aussie105 (Reply #1)

Mon Mar 22, 2021, 06:36 AM

Mar 2021

GeoWilliam750

(2,522 posts)

6. I cannot think of a single happy man who is smarter than his wife

Reply to Duncanpup (Reply #2)

Mon Mar 22, 2021, 08:58 AM

Mar 2021

COL Mustard

(5,897 posts)

3. How's That Big Comfy Couch Working Out?

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Mon Mar 22, 2021, 08:03 AM

Mar 2021

I heard when you get married you ALWAYS need to buy a big comfy couch so when your wife is mad at you you always have a nice place to sleep!

Duncanpup

(12,841 posts)

4. I'm very familiar

Reply to COL Mustard (Reply #3)

Mon Mar 22, 2021, 08:06 AM

Mar 2021

With that big comfy couch

GeoWilliam750

(2,522 posts)

5. In my house, things are much different

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Mon Mar 22, 2021, 08:57 AM

Mar 2021

I make the big decisions

She makes the small decisions

And she decides what is a big decision and what is a small decision.

I have it on excellent authority that I am a very happy man.

COL Mustard

(5,897 posts)

7. As A Friend At Work Sometimes Says......

Reply to GeoWilliam750 (Reply #5)

Mon Mar 22, 2021, 09:01 AM

Mar 2021

I'm the boss in my house, and I have my wife's permission to say so!

keithbvadu2

(36,775 posts)

8. And in his firmest, booming, manly, voice, hubby says: 'Yes, dear' (squeak).

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Mon Mar 22, 2021, 09:08 AM

Mar 2021

And in his firmest, booming, manly, voice, hubby says: 'Yes, dear' (squeak).

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