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The Jungle 1

(4,552 posts) Sun Mar 28, 2021, 04:40 PM Mar 2021

The covid vaccine chip.

I just saw on Hox news that if you rub a magnet over the injection site it destroys the chip.
I am also positive that the Hox Genes in repukes are reversed.
Google it.

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The covid vaccine chip. (Original Post) The Jungle 1 Mar 2021 OP

Microwaves also. ret5hd Mar 2021 #1

Ya just knew the Qanon brain power would outsmart us! rurallib Mar 2021 #2

Is the chip in the 1 or 2 shot? abbeyco Mar 2021 #3

Yup!! Saw a fun clip of it on TikTok!! Thing is they q ppl will buy it PortTack Mar 2021 #4

I feel silly asking, but did Fox news really say that? Scrivener7 Mar 2021 #5

Which pole of the magnet on the skin! Pobeka Mar 2021 #6

If I do that will it rid me of the compulsion to buy more Microsoft products? Ocelot II Mar 2021 #7

I was rather hoping I would get the one... 3catwoman3 Mar 2021 #8

Actually, if they know they can deactivate it so easily maybe they'll get the shot soothsayer Mar 2021 #9

You kids today have it easy Nac Mac Feegle Mar 2021 #10

ret5hd

(20,542 posts)

1. Microwaves also.

Reply to The Jungle 1 (Original post)

Sun Mar 28, 2021, 04:44 PM

Mar 2021

Just bypass the safety mechanisms on your microwave and put your head in.

rurallib

(62,471 posts)

2. Ya just knew the Qanon brain power would outsmart us!

Reply to The Jungle 1 (Original post)

Sun Mar 28, 2021, 04:44 PM

Mar 2021

abbeyco

(1,555 posts)

3. Is the chip in the 1 or 2 shot?

Reply to The Jungle 1 (Original post)

Sun Mar 28, 2021, 04:49 PM

Mar 2021

I received my first one yesterday and it doesn’t feel like a chip was implanted. Maybe it’s in the 2nd one?
🤷?♀️🤣🤷?♀️🤣🤷?♀️🤣

PortTack

(32,813 posts)

4. Yup!! Saw a fun clip of it on TikTok!! Thing is they q ppl will buy it

Reply to The Jungle 1 (Original post)

Sun Mar 28, 2021, 04:54 PM

Mar 2021

Scrivener7

(51,074 posts)

5. I feel silly asking, but did Fox news really say that?

Reply to The Jungle 1 (Original post)

Sun Mar 28, 2021, 04:59 PM

Mar 2021

Pobeka

(4,999 posts)

6. Which pole of the magnet on the skin!

Reply to The Jungle 1 (Original post)

Sun Mar 28, 2021, 05:04 PM

Mar 2021

YOU TELL ME THIS IMPORTANT NEWS, AND THEN LEAVE OUT THE IMPORTANT PART!

Ocelot II

(115,927 posts)

7. If I do that will it rid me of the compulsion to buy more Microsoft products?

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Sun Mar 28, 2021, 05:07 PM

Mar 2021

3catwoman3

(24,085 posts)

8. I was rather hoping I would get the one...

Reply to The Jungle 1 (Original post)

Sun Mar 28, 2021, 05:08 PM

Mar 2021

...with the time travel chip. I thought it might be fun.

No such luck. The only time related occurrence has been the switch to Daylight Saving.

soothsayer

(38,601 posts)

9. Actually, if they know they can deactivate it so easily maybe they'll get the shot

Reply to The Jungle 1 (Original post)

Sun Mar 28, 2021, 05:42 PM

Mar 2021

Maybe it’s good news — silver lining, that kind of thing.

Nac Mac Feegle

(972 posts)

10. You kids today have it easy

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Sun Mar 28, 2021, 06:01 PM

Mar 2021

When I got the polio vaccine, the tracking device was something else.
10 or 12 vacuum tubes, and a power supply the size of a truck battery.
That needle was ^&*(ing HUGE.

h/t Stonekettle

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