The covid vaccine chip.

[The Jungle 1]

I just saw on Hox news that if you rub a magnet over the injection site it destroys the chip.
I am also positive that the Hox Genes in repukes are reversed.
Google it.

[ret5hd]

1. Microwaves also.

Just bypass the safety mechanisms on your microwave and put your head in.

[rurallib]

2. Ya just knew the Qanon brain power would outsmart us!

[abbeyco]

3. Is the chip in the 1 or 2 shot?

I received my first one yesterday and it doesn’t feel like a chip was implanted. Maybe it’s in the 2nd one?
🤷‍♀️🤣🤷‍♀️🤣🤷‍♀️🤣

[PortTack]

4. Yup!! Saw a fun clip of it on TikTok!! Thing is they q ppl will buy it

[Scrivener7]

5. I feel silly asking, but did Fox news really say that?

[Pobeka]

6. Which pole of the magnet on the skin!

YOU TELL ME THIS IMPORTANT NEWS, AND THEN LEAVE OUT THE IMPORTANT PART!

[Ocelot II]

7. If I do that will it rid me of the compulsion to buy more Microsoft products?

[3catwoman3]

8. I was rather hoping I would get the one...

...with the time travel chip. I thought it might be fun.

No such luck. The only time related occurrence has been the switch to Daylight Saving.

[soothsayer]

9. Actually, if they know they can deactivate it so easily maybe they'll get the shot

Maybe it’s good news — silver lining, that kind of thing.

[Nac Mac Feegle]

10. You kids today have it easy

When I got the polio vaccine, the tracking device was something else.
10 or 12 vacuum tubes, and a power supply the size of a truck battery.
That needle was ^&*(ing HUGE.

h/t Stonekettle