What lengths will Walmart go to in order to peddle their blueberries?

[Nevilledog]

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[Rorey]

1. Whoa!

I wish I had seen this earlier!

[TomSlick]

2. Cheap at twice the price!

[Ocelot II]

3. The price is very reasonable. You get a lot of bang for your buck.

[marble falls]

4. BLUE blueberries? No wonder there's been no TV commercials!

[Hassler]

5. Normally I never darken Malwart's door, but I might make an exception!

[Arkansas Granny]

6. Can I get those delivered?

[Frasier Balzov]

7. I'll have what she's having!

[PoliticAverse]

8. Beat me to it....

[I_UndergroundPanther]

9. Walmart blueberries

Are kickass,huge berries delightfully sweet. If you don't want them, I'll eat them in about 3 minutes.

[Nevilledog]

10. Psst....it says Orgasmic blueberries

[I_UndergroundPanther]

11. Hehe

They are orgasmic.

[Harker]

12. I thought she was talking about the blueberry pancakes

when she asked after breakfast, "was it as good for you as it was for me?"