Fast forward to Gaetz' wedding...

[TreasonousBastard]

And, after the wedding?



Two-gun Boebert's wedding party invited, with her "friends"?



And, Matt still doesn't get it (although he wants to get some of that)

[no_hypocrisy]

1. Is his engagement/wedding still on?

[left-of-center2012]

4. It's a fake engagement

Just like his fake adopted 'son'.

[magicarpet]

2. Gaetz decided an open marriage would work best for the newly wed couple.

So on the night of the wedding Gaetz will hand off the new bride to Roger Stone. While Geatz is off with a high school cheerleading squad having a hot sex orgie.

[multigraincracker]

3. His future wife, Ginger Luckey....

https://yt3.ggpht.com/a/AATXAJyVEqI8xLYzUeQt10w-Y0eMoyVerGWLHejDRQ=s900-c-k-c0xffffffff-no-rj-mo

[left-of-center2012]

5. Was she the one with the hula hoop?

Asking for a friend.