Mrs. Aristus is drawing up a grocery shopping list. Is it just me or does she have bad handwriting?

[Aristus]

This is what she has so far:

Savage
Milf
Furrytoes
Cop Overalls
Yeltsin
Yoda
Blister
Aribbles


I don't know if the supermarket has any of those items...

[Laffy Kat]

1. Pretty sure the second one is milk. nt

[PoliticAverse]

2. I hope you don't do the shopping. n/t

[WA-03 Democrat]

3. What flavor of Yeltsin?

Double or triple Vodka?

[Lochloosa]

4. Best place to pick up a few milfs

[Aristus]

10. I always have milfs hitting on me when I'm at the produce section,

trying to decide between Cop Overalls and Aribbles...

[Rorey]

5. You'll probably find the Yoda

They show up just about everywhere.

[bluedigger]

6. She seems to be spelling "beer" wrong repeatedly.

That's what I got out of it anyways.

[2naSalit]

7. Furrytoes is the one I'm wondering about.

[KT2000]

9. Oh - that's a cat!

She wants at least one cat or maybe more?

[Polly Hennessey]

21. Maybe it's Fritos.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

17. I'd buy Burritos. Even if you're wrong, they go with all that beer. nt

[2naSalit]

8. Okay so are these pictures or words?

[luckone]

11. you guys eat funny but where does the milf fit in ? does she have to be a furry too? yes confusing

[Aristus]

13. I don't care where the milf fits in as long as she's appetizing and delicious.

[LunaSea]

12. Last night I searched the aisles

for "grope nubs" so you are not alone.

[Aristus]

14. They were out of them the last time I went shopping.

They only had regular nubs.

[madaboutharry]

15. Yeah Milf is milk and I think Yoda is Soda.

Maybe furrytoes is shorthand for French fried potatoes.

Hmm..Savage might be salad.

That list is pretty funny.

[Aristus]

16. I'm pretty sure Savage is sausage.

And we don't drink soda, so I'm still puzzling that one out.

[madaboutharry]

18. Oh, I didn't think of sausage.

Maybe she should text you the list!

[Aristus]

19. Nah.

She typed everything into the app and hit 'Send'.

All I have to do is go pick it up. As long as she can read her own writing, we'll be okay.

[Donkees]

20. Sausage, Milk, Burritos, Seltzer, Soda, Butter, Waffles

[liberaltrucker]

22. Ask a pharmacist to decipher it

[Aristus]

23. Perfect!

[In_The_Wind]

24. Good luck with your shopping.