Great military leaders Hannibal vs Varro Paullus /Patton Rommel Boog Duncan vs kitten
So I’m bored and laughing at my two furry boys my wife is in home office working our boys went to a pitchers clinic for baseball and I’m making Irish beef stew. So Boog has a problem we have a six month old male cat who is total bad ass our son rescued this kitten. And it’s probably been three years since we had a indoor cat and he was used to our furry lunatics and he was declawed, so boog Duncan pup are dealing with kitten claws and fangs.
Seriously the other day my dynamic duo had the kitten cornered the cat all’s they want is to sniffs cat ass and cat is like fuck off anyway the cat pulled out some Grasshopper David carradine kung fu moves. Flipped hissed scratched these two in some amazing kitten fu moves and Duncan and boog totally did a non tactical retreat more like Monty python the holy grail run away.
I was woke up around 02:30 Duncan puking shrimp tails I didn’t know at first until I put on my glasses inspecting the bed cover where in the shit did you get shrimp tails. Found out our son ate shrimp forgot put trash can back under the sink.
So loading blankets in wash at 02:30 these two are on the move looking for cat we gotta sniff that cats ass. Around 05:00 cat is in litter box these two have the cat under siege as the cat is now trapped in covered litter box.
Boog - Is like we did it Duncan we have trapped the KAT like Patton to Rommel we didn’t read his book we just chewed the book.
I’m thinking this is not going to end well I did not get involved these two members of the K-9 dream team have to learn. So sitting having coffee at the bar I hear a Yelp cat fu comes flying through Duncan pup in hot pursuit boog rubbing his muzzle cat nabbed his ass the fat head. Cat recently made appearance and boog looked just wagged his tail so maybe he is learning through pain leave KAT alone I said that’s a good boy. Duncan took off in hot pursuit of cat he will learn as well eventually.
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