Poll: Please select the most reasonable option

[LuckyCharms]

9 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Unlimited
	A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. More than two birds in the bush is a real problem.
	1 (11%)
	If at first you don't suceed, you're a fucking failure.
	0 (0%)
	A sure way of ruining a good orgasm is to divide by zero.
	0 (0%)
	You're barking up the wrong tree. Don't bark up any trees. You look like a goddamn idiot when you do that.
	2 (22%)
	How do you like them apples?
	2 (22%)
	Why, yes! You are in fact chopped liver.
	0 (0%)
	The early bird gets the clap.
	0 (0%)
	Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. In fact, don't look anything in the mouth.
	0 (0%)
	If there actually is an elephant in the room, you better get the fuck out of that room.
	1 (11%)
	Never hit someone below the belt. Unless you want to punch them in the nuts.
	3 (33%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[EYESORE 9001]

1. You misspelled 'succeed'

You fucking failure.

[LuckyCharms]

2. Thanks for pointing that out. I was

practicing my yodeling when I typed that one and I got sloppy.

[CrispyQ]

3. LOL!

[Still Sensible]

4. Yes. Sometimes a punch in the nuts

is the best available course of action.

[Chainfire]

5. One of the positive things about growing old

Is that they shrink and become smaller targets!

[DinahMoeHum]

6. Have to disagree with you on that first option.

There are times when two in the bush is better than one in the hand. . .

[DinahMoeHum]

7. One other thing. The early bird may get the worm. . .

. . .but the second mouse gets the cheese.

[Coventina]

8. I say let the darn bird have his worm! I don't want it!