My wife screamed at me give it to me I'm so dam wet

[Duncanpup]

I’m like no matter how hard it’s raining I told my wife you are not getting my umbrella

[magicarpet]

1. Chivalry is so yesterday.....

Sleeping on the couch with the dogs tonight,... that should be cozy and warm

[magicarpet]

2. .

[UTUSN]

8. Leaving no Self-Reply behind!1

[Backseat Driver]

3. Well, don't forget that it takes 2 to Tango, and don't be upset or

furiously resentful that you end up paying a lot when she goes out to "tango" in the rain without your umbrella, you misogynist bully! LOL!

[IA8IT]

4. Sleep with one eye open for a while. You may be at risk. Posting could be the trigger.

[magicarpet]

5. This is what happens if you don't share your umbrella.

[elleng]

6. OH NO!!!!!

[Brother Buzz]

7. Sometimes it's plain cool to share an umbrella

[whistler162]

9. Not surprising given your Ancestory.com

data showing your relationship to the Wicked Witch of the West.