You're babysitting a friend's daughter. You check on her and see this:

[Floyd R. Turbo]

What do you do?

[Irish_Dem]

1. Cut back on her sugar intake.

[RainCaster]

2. 2. Take away her cell phone

[DEbluedude]

16. I think I'd make sure she had it! n/t

[ret5hd]

3. "Stop it, you little drama queen!"

[marble falls]

4. "Now Linda, you do know your parents specifically do not allow jumping on the bed, right?"

[marble falls]

5. "She got her second Moderna yesterday."

[Earth-shine]

7. Thread winner!

LOL

[Earth-shine]

6. As an atheist, I'd get religious very fast.

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. I'd call an old priest and a young priest.

And start making a lot of holy water.

[electric_blue68]

9. Bwah! 👍 All funny responses.

I assume you'll all be here all week.

😉

[PJMcK]

10. Nothing, of course

That's normal behavior for a kid today after a year of Covid isolation.

Actually, I'd expect some greenish projectile vomit and maybe even a spinning head.

These kids today are under such stress I don't know how they'll survive.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

11. Hide the crucifix and stay away from the window facing the M Street stairs. n/t

[jcgoldie]

12. Have a serious discussion with whoever's inside there...

...about negotiating a deal for my soul in exchange for Trump going to prison...

[malthaussen]

13. Shut the door and have another drink. n/t

[GemDigger]

14. Usually I would volunteer but in this case I would ask for hazard pay instead.

And never go back to their house.

[Solly Mack]

15. I say, "Come on Eileen, get out of little Linda before her mom gets home"