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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsA woman was flirting with me at grocery store , my wife said she has Covid
Last edited Fri Apr 23, 2021, 07:10 PM - Edit history (1)
I asked my wife why she would think that. My wife replied clearly she has no taste.
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A woman was flirting with me at grocery store , my wife said she has Covid (Original Post)
Duncanpup
Apr 2021
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Beakybird
(3,333 posts)1. SO FUNNY!!!
Wounded Bear
(58,653 posts)2. OK, that got a chuckle...
soothsayer
(38,601 posts)3. Ha!
brush
(53,776 posts)4. That got a laugh out of me. A sharp-witted mate can be fun...
but don't enter the battle if you're unarmed.
Sanity Claws
(21,847 posts)5. So that was you and your wife!
Let me return the insult --- I didn't like what I saw in your grocery cart. The two of you don't even have taste in your mouths!
Duncanpup
(12,842 posts)12. Why did you not let me borrow your store discount card
I could have gotten 5% off on cat litter and motor oil.
Diamond_Dog
(31,996 posts)6. ....
CaptainTruth
(6,591 posts)7. I LOLd!
relayerbob
(6,544 posts)8. Hahahaha
jaxexpat
(6,822 posts)9. You must always love a woman that cuts so cleanly.
peppertree
(21,633 posts)10. Covicious!
MLAA
(17,288 posts)11. You keep that up and you'll be at HoJos early bird show before you know it!!
That was a particularly good one!
Shermann
(7,413 posts)13. She COULD have worked the no sense of smell into the joke too
Must have been going easy on you.
louis-t
(23,292 posts)14. D'oh!
Laha
(407 posts)15. Thank you for the laugh!
keithbvadu2
(36,796 posts)16. OUCH!
AZ8theist
(5,461 posts)17. I don't care who you are...
Dats funny rat dare!!
a kennedy
(29,658 posts)18. 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣
Love your wife. ❤️
Blue_playwright
(1,568 posts)19. So stealing this!
elleng
(130,895 posts)20. ;-)))
BobTheSubgenius
(11,563 posts)21. Nice one!
*rim shot*
ShazzieB
(16,394 posts)22. I just busted out laughing!
In an empty room. At 3 a.m.
Fortunately, I don't think I woke my husband up. He'd have thought I was ready for the funny farrm!
COL Mustard
(5,897 posts)23. Ha Ha!
Advice for wives: dont make fun of your husbands choices. After all, you are one of them!
True Blue American
(17,984 posts)24. That got a laugh, too!