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rurallib

(62,411 posts)
Tue Apr 27, 2021, 08:03 PM Apr 2021

Another joke from my brother

A banker saw his old friend Vic, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. Vic
had lost his wife a year or so before; and rumor had it that he was
marrying a 'mail order' bride.

Being a good friend, the banker asked Vic if the rumor was true.

Vic assured him that it was.

The banker then asked Vic the age of his new bride
Vic proudly said, 'She'll be twenty-one in November.'

Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual
appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man.

Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully
suggested that Vic should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on
the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.

Vic thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that
afternoon.

About four months later, the banker ran into Vic in town again. 'How's the
new wife?', asked the banker.

Vic proudly said, 'Good - she's pregnant.'

The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, 'And
how's the hired hand?'

Vic said, 'She's pregnant too.'

Don't ever underestimate old guys.

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Another joke from my brother (Original Post) rurallib Apr 2021 OP
Probably SOMEONE won't like your joke ... Hugh_Lebowski Apr 2021 #1
LMAO. DEbluedude Apr 2021 #2
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah malaise Apr 2021 #3
Good one! FoxNewsSucks Apr 2021 #4
OK, that got a chuckle... Wounded Bear Apr 2021 #5
Gross yankeepants Apr 2021 #6
Did NOT see the punchline coming. Grats. Shrike47 Apr 2021 #7
That is not bad at all! BobTheSubgenius Apr 2021 #8
I get it. Because the only thing women care about are patriarchs that can make them pregnant. Gaugamela Apr 2021 #9
Well said. pennylane100 Apr 2021 #10
Thanks. I'm surprised more women didn't speak up. Maybe they're so used to it Gaugamela Apr 2021 #11

Gaugamela

(2,496 posts)
9. I get it. Because the only thing women care about are patriarchs that can make them pregnant.
Tue Apr 27, 2021, 11:08 PM
Apr 2021

And the measure of a man is if he can keep it up. That’s pretty funny. Gotta keep humoring the fragile male ego.

Gaugamela

(2,496 posts)
11. Thanks. I'm surprised more women didn't speak up. Maybe they're so used to it
Wed Apr 28, 2021, 01:31 PM
Apr 2021

they just roll their eyes and move on.

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