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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsAnother joke from my brother
A banker saw his old friend Vic, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. Vic
had lost his wife a year or so before; and rumor had it that he was
marrying a 'mail order' bride.
Being a good friend, the banker asked Vic if the rumor was true.
Vic assured him that it was.
The banker then asked Vic the age of his new bride
Vic proudly said, 'She'll be twenty-one in November.'
Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual
appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man.
Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully
suggested that Vic should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on
the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.
Vic thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that
afternoon.
About four months later, the banker ran into Vic in town again. 'How's the
new wife?', asked the banker.
Vic proudly said, 'Good - she's pregnant.'
The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, 'And
how's the hired hand?'
Vic said, 'She's pregnant too.'
Don't ever underestimate old guys.
Hugh_Lebowski
(33,643 posts)I think it's pretty funny though myself
DEbluedude
(816 posts)That's a good one!
malaise
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(10,429 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,648 posts)yankeepants
(1,979 posts)Shrike47
(6,913 posts)BobTheSubgenius
(11,563 posts)Thanks for the grins.
Gaugamela
(2,496 posts)And the measure of a man is if he can keep it up. Thats pretty funny. Gotta keep humoring the fragile male ego.
pennylane100
(3,425 posts)Gaugamela
(2,496 posts)they just roll their eyes and move on.