I'm in a new relationship

[Rorey]

I decided to tell my friends here first.

It all started with my second dose of the Pfizer vaccine. That's the dose the microchip is in.

Well, Bill Gates started tracking me and one thing led to another, and now I'm a home wrecker.

Melinda, if you're reading this, I'M SORRY!





(Just in case anyone was taking me seriously.)

[Ocelot II]

1. I got my second Pfizer on 3/18, so if yours was later than that,

I got the microchip first. So Bill is mine!

[Rorey]

3. Hey!!!!

I already had my wedding registry done. Back off!

[Ocelot II]

6. Money Can't Buy Me Love.

It can buy a whole lot of other stuff, though. I'm too old for love but I could use a new car.

[Rorey]

8. LOL, well if he picks me

If he picks me, I'll buy you a new car.

Seriously, though, I don't think I'd care to have to deal with that much wealth and everything that goes with it. I'm comfortable being an anonymous nobody.

[zanana1]

9. I'm too old for love, too.

I think I have one hormone left.

[OAITW r.2.0]

2. +1 for the next QAnon meme that riffs off your post.

[LakeArenal]

4. Sigh. Rich people get divorced. People who have everything.

Sad because I really WANT to “grow” old with Mr Lake. One of our few goals.
I’m not sure how much “growth” we can truly expect.

( So far so good, we’re pretty darn old)

[Rorey]

5. I wanted to grow old with someone

My favorite husband died at 38, and the next one thought it was okay to cheat.

AND he voted for trump. Nothing could make our marriage work after that.

[LakeArenal]

7. That's sad too. Man, it's hard out there some times.

When asked, we say: we’ve been married 46 years, 40 happy ones. Lucky for me my first best one didn’t die at 38. Almost at 55. We lucked out.

Best wishes.

[Rorey]

10. Thank you

I'm actually doing great now.

After my favorite husband died, I'd get so sad when I'd see that someone was celebrating a milestone anniversary, like 40 or 50 years, but it was only because I knew I'd never get to do that. Now I'm just so happy for those people who are willing and able to put in the work and get to grow old together.

I'm happy for you.

[LakeArenal]

14. Retiring has us full circle. Doing the things we lived at 21.

Sold every thing we owned and moved sight unseen to Costa Rica.

It’s every bit our paradise we dreamt about for years.

[malaise]

15. Lovely country

[LakeArenal]

16. Si. Wish you were here.

[Karadeniz]

11. Dang! I was expecting to see a photo of you with an adorable puppy!!! There's still time...

[Rorey]

12. A puppy would be nice

I'd rather save an adult dog, but it's not likely to happen. I've got these four annoying cats.

[Karadeniz]

13. Not a problem! The cats will explain the house rules!