A sure sign the gods are not on your side

[Siwsan]

[dweller]

1. You're going to need

a bigger brace and bit

✌🏻

[soothsayer]

4. And a bigger boat

[marble falls]

2. A surer sign that bottle stood up rather than being "laid away".

[Enter stage left]

3. Just right for a straw.

[Siwsan]

5. Good observation!!

[underpants]

6. Just turned it upside down and light the cork on fire

Eeeeeasy peasy

[Binkie The Clown]

7. Do you have any dental tools laying around? You could excavate it bit by bit. nt

[cinematicdiversions]

8. First they get rid of boxes for Ice Cream Now wine comes in bottles

Hic.....

Just an excuse to raise the price....

[Duppers]

9. 😅

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

10. Simple. Just push the cork into the bottle.

That, of course, commits you to drinking the whole bottle. No downside there.

Cheers.

[UTUSN]

11. We've all done the drill before!