What does sperm and republicans have in common

[Duncanpup]

Only one in a billion becomes human.

I heard this joke at work last night excellent thought you may enjoy it.

[mopinko]

1. that is actually a very good joke.

i did enjoy it. in fact, i will be stealing it.

[SamKnause]

2. Morning Duncanpup.

I wouldn't call it a joke.

I would call it the sad fucking truth.

[PurgedVoter]

3. What do you call a male dominatrix?

A Christian Conservative.

[Duncanpup]

4. That's good

[NNadir]

5. It's certainly good enough to steal. I steal all your jokes actually...

...but only use them at home.

[Duncanpup]

6. It's not mine and steal it

[polmaven]

7. Lol!!!

[MiHale]

8. One republican too many...

No wonder I’m always trying to get rid of them, I’ll jerk that SOB out of there yet!

[Wounded Bear]

9. OK, that got a chuckle...