Earth Vader house in Houston for sale at $4.3Million

[underpants]

This Otherworldly ‘Darth Vader House’ in Houston Could Be Yours for $4.3 Million
You say Imperial station, we say home.

https://robbreport.com/shelter/homes-for-sale/epic-darth-vader-house-houston-for-sale-1234616339/

Built a short time ago in a galaxy not so far away—that is, Houston circa 1992—the two-story structure has a striking, angular silhouette that resembles the Dark Lord of the Sith’s personal flagship, the Executor, as well as his infamous TIE Fighter and Death Star.

The overlord’s lair is located on a large lot on a prestigious West University street and offers an impressive 7,000 square feet of living space. With contemporary styling throughout, it is characterized by a flowing open-plan layout and massive windows that let in plenty of natural light.

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[msongs]

1. looks like a hotel lobby nt

[efhmc]

2. Ick.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

3. Maybe it can be repurposed as a library. It looks like one from the outside. NT

[Haggard Celine]

4. I know they spent a lot on the house,

but it's ugly as a mud fence.

[Ron Obvious]

5. What, no swimming pool?

That won't do at all!

[DFW]

6. A fancy house in Houston without a swimming pool

That is sort of like a fancy house in northern Minnesota without a heating system.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

7. Is that the fancy house with a crescent moon opening in the door?

Nothing like a two-holer at 10 below.

[DFW]

8. Your guess is as good as mine

I was in Houston exactly once in my life (1978), and in Minnesota never.

[jmowreader]

9. Serious question. Don't lie.

Why is the new style in expensive houses “lawyer’s office”? Because that’s what this looks like to me.