Question is buttcheeks one word

[Duncanpup]

Or should I spread them apart.

[Yonnie3]

1. It Depends

[ret5hd]

2. Ass much ass I'd like to help, this has me rumped.

[Maine Abu El Banat]

3. We should wipe this site clean

Of ass jokes!

[milestogo]

4. Two words, unless you are using the expression "buttcheek on a stick"

buttcheek on a stick
when something hurts so bad and you can't even, you yell this phrase
"Mother trucker, dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!"

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=buttcheek%20on%20a%20stick

[unweird]

5. No need to be all anal about it

Joined or separated, an ass is still an ass.

[bronxiteforever]

6. I left grammar behind when I graduated.

I can’t answer your question because I might give you a bum steer.

[Aristus]

7. A guy once spread them apart.

Wrecked him...

[lillypaddle]

8. Asshole is one word

so in the interest of butt harmony, I vote for buttcheeks.

[Efilroft Sul]

9. Trying to bum some spelling advice from us, are you?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

10. My sergeant always recommended spreading them apart, ...

... making it easier to "PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS, PRIVATE!"

So, if you find that your head is in your ass, there's your answer.

(Cranial-rectal inversions were common in the Army back in the '60's. The fact that most of us were draftees may have contributed to the condition. may have.)