Seriously thinking about making a donation to the Donald J Trump library

[Major Nikon]

[keithbvadu2]

1. A DIY scroll?

[Permanut]

2. With a copy of The Art of the Deal in a holder on the side..

just tear out as many pages as you need, no library card needed.

[lastlib]

3. A trump dump.

where you go to dump your trump.

Perfect!

[Blue Owl]

4. Transfer some liquid assets

[RainCaster]

5. Trickle down economics

[AZLD4Candidate]

8. "golden" showers

[SeattleVet]

6. Fake! I don't see a coin-operated door lock.

You KNOW he'd never let you use the thing for free.

[calimary]

7. Hilarious thread, gotta say!

[Funtatlaguy]

9. Everything in paperback or corncob.

[jmowreader]

10. I was asked what the Donald Trump library is going to look like

This was a Quora question...

I first posted a photo of an $850,000 industrial inkjet printer. (They're a little like a desktop inkjet printer, except this one is 20 feet wide and takes 126-inch-wide media. You print banners, billboards and rigid sign boards on it.) Trump is going to get his fans to buy him one. With it they will print 100-foot-long double-sided banners of Trump doing things like holding up a Bible in front of a church, then hang them from the ceiling of the hangar his 757 is going to be displayed in.

[KS Toronado]

11. So Major Nikon, what would your donation consist of?

All of the above?

[Major Nikon]

12. I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 3

[KS Toronado]

13. LOL, you're taking me back to kindergarten.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

14. Shitter's full!