The 4th of July (joke)
So, it's the 4th of July night and all the dead presidents are gathered around the heavenly campfire having a party.
They're drinking, eating and just generally having a great time when President Washington puts President Lincoln on the spot.
W: "Hey Abe, do that thing you do!"
L: "What now, George? What thing?"
W: "Lincoln, do the thing. The speech! You know, the thing!"
L: "Oh yeah, the speech. Yeah, that thing. Nah, I can't. Can't remember the words."
W: "Whadya mean you can't remember the words? It's the speech; you've said it a million times! You've got that like burned in your brain, right?"
L: "Well yeah, normally I've got it memorized, but that was four s'mores and seven beers ago!"
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I actually laughed and still am laughing out loud at that. 
