The 4th of July (joke)

[FakeNoose]

So, it's the 4th of July night and all the dead presidents are gathered around the heavenly campfire having a party.

They're drinking, eating and just generally having a great time when President Washington puts President Lincoln on the spot.

W: "Hey Abe, do that thing you do!"

L: "What now, George? What thing?"

W: "Lincoln, do the thing. The speech! You know, the thing!"

L: "Oh yeah, the speech. Yeah, that thing. Nah, I can't. Can't remember the words."

W: "Whadya mean you can't remember the words? It's the speech; you've said it a million times! You've got that like burned in your brain, right?"

L: "Well yeah, normally I've got it memorized, but that was four s'mores and seven beers ago!"

[onethatcares]

1. thanks

I actually laughed and still am laughing out loud at that.

[Wounded Bear]

2. Ok, that got a chuckle...

[abqtommy]

3. I award you The Pun Of The Day Ribbon. That's great.