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abqtommy

(14,118 posts) Tue Jul 6, 2021, 08:16 PM Jul 2021

Here's a joke for Duncanpup:

Wifey: If I died would you get married again?

Hubby: Maybe.

Wifey: Would you let her drive my car?

Hubby: Maybe. She might want something else.

Wifey: Would you give her my clothes?

Hubby: No, she's not your size.

I heard this joke years ago from one of my British friends. It's still funny.