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Duncanpup

(12,841 posts)
Wed Jul 7, 2021, 11:26 AM Jul 2021

I find humor speaking for our dogs, talking to Duncan says man lady is a bitch

All’s we we’re doing man was digging a hole , the new best hole of today. We’re hole guys man we love new best holes , and lady and my sisters have come out and tell my brother yogi the newfie and i to stop digging.

All’s the lady and my sisters wanna do is lay on the chairs in yard under the sun. This morning when you were at eye appointment I brushed up against them after I rolled in rabbit shit and they gave me a bath saying oh Duncan you smell they were dramatic man.

I was letting them know hey I smell like a rabbit we can hunt bunnies girls I’m camouflage in smell Duncan the domestic wolf is on point, because you ladies smell of sun tan lotion. Ok man sometimes the bunnies scare me and I run from them like the Guiana hens or the rooster when they chase me.

I’m thinking man Duncan says I could be a Goodest bestest hunter , ok man fill up the wading pool yogi boog and I and grandkids will play. This pup makes me smile he wants to be bold alpha dog yet so indecisive.

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I find humor speaking for our dogs, talking to Duncan says man lady is a bitch (Original Post) Duncanpup Jul 2021 OP
Duncan boy a very good pup. MLAA Jul 2021 #1
Possibly friend Duncanpup Jul 2021 #2
rabbit poop doesn't even smell!!!!! getagrip_already Jul 2021 #3
I can smell rabbit shit 😂 Duncanpup Jul 2021 #4

MLAA

(17,282 posts)
1. Duncan boy a very good pup.
Wed Jul 7, 2021, 11:33 AM
Jul 2021

You never know when you will need all those holes. He is prepared. Prepared for what, I am not sure. Rabbit poop is his aftershave. He knows it will attract the ladies once they get used to it. It gives him confidence and makes him feel grown up. Personally I think Boog told him that line about it attracting the ladies but cannot prove it.

getagrip_already

(14,708 posts)
3. rabbit poop doesn't even smell!!!!!
Wed Jul 7, 2021, 12:27 PM
Jul 2021

It is so mild you can put it directly on plants and they won't burn.

I suspect ol pup was rollin in something quite different if he smelled, or man lady doesn't like the smell of dog.

Bum rap. Just sayin.

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