YOUR $4.5 MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS WAS FORWARDED TO THIS COURT ON TUESDAY

[mahatmakanejeeves]

From: NEW YORK STATE SUPREME COURT
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Subject: PHONE NUMBER 202 602 2778 TEXT ONLY
Date: Thu, 8 Jul 2021 10:10:26 -0700

URROGATE COURT,
152 GENESEE ST, AUBURN,
USA (NEW YORK STATE SUPREME COURT)


ATTN.


WITH DUE RESPECT OF THIS HONORABLE COURT NEW YORK STATE SUPREME COURT
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, WE WANT TO INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE
DISCOVERED A TRANSACTION BETWEEN YOU AND UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA BENIN
REPUBLIC COTONOU UNIT, ACCORDING TO THE INVESTIGATION MADE ON MONDAY
IT HAS COME TO OUR NOTICE THAT YOU ARE THE REAL BENEFICIARY OF THE
SAID FUNDS ONLY THAT YOU WERE DEALING WITH THE WRONG ONES.

YOUR $4.5 MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS WAS FORWARDED TO THIS COURT ON
TUESDAY AFTER ALL THE INVESTIGATION MADE BY FBI, HOME LAND SECURITIES,
AND DC POLICE AND WE HAVE MANDATED TO PAY YOU YOUR FUNDS THROUGH THE
AUTHORITY OF THIS NY COURT WHICH FEDERAL RESERVE BANK OF NEW YORK WILL
TAKE CARE OF THE BANK TO BANK TRANSFER THE WHOLE FUNDS WILL BE
TRANSFERRED TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, FOR THIS SPECIAL ARRANGEMENT YOUR
COMPLY IS MUCH NEEDED FOR US TO MAKE SURE THAT EVERYTHING MOVE
SUCCESSFULLY AND YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR TOTAL FUNDS WITHOUT ANY HITCH.

YOU ADVICE TO STOP ANY COMMUNICATION THAT YOU ARE HAVING WITH ANY
OFFICE LIKE DIPLOMATIC AGENT , MONEY GRAM, BANKS, AND COURIER
COMPANIES OR ANY FORCES BECAUSE THEY CANNOT DELIVER ANY FUND TO YOU
WHILE THEY HAVE BEEN BLOCKED BY OUR NY STATE SUPREME COURT IN
COLLABORATION WITH US FEDERAL RESERVE SYSTEM THAT ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY
COMING MUST BE DIRECTED TO OUR COURT TO AVOID MONEY LAUNDERING AND TO
PROTECT ALL CITIZEN ANY MONEY SEND TO THIS AGENCIES WILL BE REGRETTED
BE WISE.

IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL ADVICE US HOW TO GET THE FUNDS TO
YOU WITHOUT ANY FURTHER DELAY RECONFIRM YOUR BANK DETAILS FOR THIS
SPECIAL TRANSFER.


WE ARE WAITING TO RECEIVE YOUR EMAIL.

HON. JOHN CHAMBERS ADMINISTRATIVE CHIEF JUDGE
SURROGATE COURT, 152 GENESEE ST, AUBURN,
(NEW YORK STATE SUPREME COURT

[e-mail]
PHONE NUMBER 202 602 2778 TEXT ONLY

[Effete Snob]

1. Chump change

4.5 million? Is that all? What kind of a fool do they take me for?

I don’t answer these emails for less than $10M.

[Glorfindel]

2. Sounds legitimate. I'd definitely send them my "bank details "

[EYESORE 9001]

4. My account number

is 1…2…3…etc.

[lastlib]

3. The Nigerian guys moved?

Dang, I wish I could keep up with these things!!

[eShirl]

5. tell me more about this Home Land Securities

[jmowreader]

16. It's a stock broker in Cleveland

[jmowreader]

6. My response

Federal Bureau of Investigation
International Cybercrime Unit
935 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington DC

Dear Hon. John Chambers, or whoever you are:

Thank you for contacting the FBI’s International Cybercrime Unit. You will be pleased to know that you have been convicted of Wire Fraud. The sentence you have been issued is Ninety-Nine Years and a Day in Alcatraz Federal Penitentiary.

If you wish to avoid being sent to Alcatraz for 99 years and a day, you have 24 hours to purchase 14 Million United States Dollars worth of Home Depot Gift Cards and transmit the numbers to this address. Missing this deadline by even a minute will result in your being sent to Alcatraz even if you do send the numbers.

Regards,
Agent Neville Flynn
Federal Bureau of Investigation

[Marrah_Goodman]

15. LMAO

[Midnight Writer]

7. This Judge Chambers needs remedial writing lessons. They let anyone be a judge these days.

Probably a Liberty University grad.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

8. It's the location of the NY Supreme Court in the middle of upstate New York that gets me.

Last edited Fri Jul 9, 2021, 05:52 PM - Edit history (1)

{edited from "It's the location of the NY Supreme Court in a suburb of Buffalo that gets me. NT"}

[whistler162]

10. A suburb of Buffalo like Portsmouth

is a suburb of London. Auburn is in the middle of NY and Buffalo is about 126 miles west of there.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

11. Oh, sorry. My mistake. I'll edit that. Thanks. NT

[whistler162]

13. Happens to us all.

The ghosts of Harriet Tubman and Wiliam JH Seward will be along in a while to haunt you.

[NotASurfer]

9. I require delivery of a good faith deposit 100 ounces gold

Of course, I will forward bank information once it has been assayed

[whistler162]

12. Well this part would be easy

"IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL ADVICE US HOW TO GET THE FUNDS TO
YOU WITHOUT ANY FURTHER DELAY RECONFIRM YOUR BANK DETAILS FOR THIS
SPECIAL TRANSFER."

I will be over in a 1/2 hour after the check is ready and take it to my CU just around the block (.3 miles away).

[Marrah_Goodman]

14. Congratulations!

[grantcart]

17. There is a guy on YouTube that engages emails like this and gets hilarious

Results.

In one case he said that he would give them bank details soon but in addition to the money he wanted to know what kind of free coffee maker he was also getting.

It resulted in dozens of responses back and forth until the scammers sent him an email begging him to stop emailing him. He said that they could keep the money but demanded the free coffee maker. It was hilarious.