If I got this wedding invite, I might skip it

[packman]

Note: I caught five misspellings/word usage errors. Anyone note any more?

[catrose]

1. Not a seramony I'd attend. Might send them a McDonalds gift card

[The Wizard]

2. 6

[Solly Mack]

3. I want be a tenting those enoughtials.

[a kennedy]

4. WTF???

[frazzled]

5. My plus one doesn't have enough hair for

a bob or ponytail. I mean, really, what is grandpa supposed to do with his few wisps of hare four the seramony?

[Clash City Rocker]

6. Let's see

The comma before “I am the wedding coordinator” should probably be a period or semicolon. That one is pretty minor, though.
Should be “all confirmed guests.”
“Fave” should be “have.”
“Seramony” should be “ceremony.”
“No acceptance” was probably supposed to be “no exceptions.”
“Lastly must come with gift” is missing who must come with the gift.
75$ is usually written as $75.
“Or you want be admitted in” should be “or you won’t be admitted in.”

[Phentex]

7. I'd add who is lastly?

or have a comma after the word lastly.

[Wicked Blue]

19. also "admitted in" is redundant

It should just be "admitted"

Personally I would much rather be excused from this shitshow

[rsdsharp]

8. I count 12.

1. all confirmed guest
2. a finally head count
3. do not fave a full face of makeup
4. during the seramony
5. no acceptance
6. Lastly[,]
7. [you] must come
8/9. with [a] gift [worth]
10. 75$
11. or you want be
12. admited in

Are they going to snatch the gift from your hands, rip it open and then demand the receipt?

My response would be Fuck off! And I’d send it directly to the bride and her mother.

[gratuitous]

9. DO NOT TALK TO THE BRIDE AT ALL

Put that in the "lease of yer wories" column there, wedding coordinator.

[Clash City Rocker]

12. That suggests that either the bride or the groom has some issues

[Hugh_Lebowski]

10. That is tacky beyond all words, even w/o the mistakes ... wow ... (nt)

[uriel1972]

11. Seriously, if this is for real, is this some sort of religion or cult thing?

Our Lady of Mispellings, perhaps?

[Scrivener7]

13. Hah! I wouldn't go near that! I'd stay home where I'm allowed to wear my hair, which is

neither a ponytail nor basic bob. Also, what does "do not have a full face of makeup" mean? Mascara on one eye only?

People are just getting gross.

[yonder]

14. Regulation #3 is certainly ripe for interpretation.

Not that I'd attend.....but if I did.....I'd likely be thrown out pretty quick.

[LisaL]

15. Are they instructing guests to show up naked,

"please don't wear anything."

[Trueblue1968]

16. I WOULD GIVE THEM .....$$ 75,00 in Penniews !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Iggo]

17. Send 'em a $75.00 Target card. Stay home and watch TV.

(Actually, if this was real, I’d send a copy of this to the bride with a note that says, “Seriously?”)

[Aristus]

18. Fairly accomplished composition for a chimpanzee.

They must have been offering it some pretty good banana pellets for a job well done...

[uriel1972]

20. In between rewriting Shakespeare I guess...