The wheels were stolen from a police car!

[PJMcK]

Detectives are working tirelessly to find the culprit.

[rownesheck]

1. Oy.

Awful! But I love it.

[2naSalit]

2. Eesh...

[FSogol]

3. They won't stop until the thieves are rounded up. n/t

[Wounded Bear]

4. Getting tired of your freewheeling attempts at humor...

[PJMcK]

11. What makes you think this is a joke?! (n/t)

[lillypaddle]

5. Maybe "Jesus Took the Wheel"

[PJMcK]

12. Here's a classic

I don't care if it rains or freezes,
'Long as I've got my plastic Jesus
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car.

Through my trials and tribulations
And my travels through the nation,
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far
Ridin' down the thoroughfare
With a nose up in the air!

[gopiscrap]

6. WE NEED TO STEER THIS CONVERSATION IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION

[Harker]

7. That's a good, rich joke...

that still has some tread left.

[PJMcK]

8. The rubber hits the road... (n/t)

[NightWatcher]

9. Someone destroyed the toilets in the precinct restrooms too.

Cops have nothing to go on.

[PJMcK]

10. That's a shitty point of view! (n/t)