Zoo Separates 5 Parrots After the Birds Were Caught Encouraging Each Other to Swear At Guests

[mahatmakanejeeves]

From the thread about the stick bug on the car antenna:

put them back together or else

Zoo Separates 5 Parrots After the Birds Were Caught Encouraging Each Other to Swear At Guests

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[Lovie777]

1. LOL!. . .

I wonder if they have it on tape.

[COL Mustard]

2. I'm Reminded Of A Jimmy Buffett Line

"If I ever live to be an old man
I'm gonna sail down to Martinique.
I'm gonna by me a sweat stained Bogart suit
And an African parakeet.
And then I'll sit him on my shoulder,
And open up my trusty old mind.
I'm gonna teach him how to fuss,
Teach him how to cuss,
And pull the cork out of a bottle of wine."

[brush]

3. I always suspected parrots of being incorrigibles. Now I have no doubt.

[Bayard]

4. Reminds me of the old parrot joke

A man was trying to break his parrot from swearing. He did everything he could think of, without success. The next time, out of frustration, he stuck the parrot in the freezer. The parrot looked around and saw a frozen turkey. He stared at it a minute, and asked--What the hell did you do?

[kairos12]

5. Another Parrot Joke.

A burglar breaks into a home and the room is pitch black. All of a sudden a voice erupts from the darkness:

"Me and Jesus can see you!"

The Burglar freezes. Hears nothing. Continues to search the room. Again he hears:

"Me and Jesus can you see."

The burglar turns on a pen light and searches the room. He hears again the voice, "me and Jesus can see you."

He shines the light and sees a parrot in a cage. The parrot says, "me and Jesus can see you."

The burglar scoffs and says, "you are nothing but a worthless parrot, you can't do anything to me."

The parrot says, "that's true, but Jesus is a 100 pound doberman standing behind you."

[Wolf Frankula]

6. Rawwwwk Pieces of twelve,

Pieces of twelve. Inflation.

Wolf