The first thing I'd do if I ever woke up and nothing hurt, is check for a

[Floyd R. Turbo]

pulse!

[Diamond_Dog]

1. I hear ya, Floyd!

[Ferrets are Cool]

2. No kidding

[magicarpet]

3. Ditto......

[LakeArenal]

4. Haven't a clue on waking up without a pain.

I wonder which part of me is willing to make the first move.

[Wounded Bear]

5. Any day vertical is a good day...

It's best if you're looking at the green end of the grass.

[MyOwnPeace]

6. I was thinking......

a set of 'wings' - but then again, the 'horns' might be a clue........

[Coventina]

7. I was going to guess "halo"

Totally feel you, man.