The zombie apocalypse is upon us! All you have to defend yourself with is the last thing you bought.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

What’s your weapon?

Me:A 30 pack of PBR!

[jmbar2]

1. A new electric toothbrush

I'm doomed already.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. Smile!🧟‍♀️🧟🧟‍♂️

[Glamrock]

3. Really in trouble

Last thing I bought was adult diapers for me ma!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

5. Oh shit! 🧟‍♂️🧟🧟‍♀️

[jmbar2]

11. You could shred them and make ropes to tie up the bad guys.

I just suffocate them. Ewww....

[I_UndergroundPanther]

50. Well if you pee yourself from fear

You won't make a mess..lol

[Glamrock]

54. They aren't mine!

[EYESORE 9001]

4. I don't think a Sheetz breakfast sangwich on an 'everything' bagel

is gonna be very useful, seeing how I ate it already.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. Doomed! 🧟‍♀️🧟🧟‍♂️

[bamagal62]

7. Frozen foods from

Trader Joe’s. I guess I’ll last a week.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

9. 😋🧟🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️

[Best_man23]

8. I have the ultimate weapon

A Ferlin Husky album.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

10. 😱

[jmbar2]

14. Disarm them with a good ol' singalong.

Brilliant!

[ms liberty]

12. I might have a chance! The last thing I bought was $140 bucks worth of groceries!!

There has to be something in there to stop zombies...

[Floyd R. Turbo]

13. 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️🧟🤔

[Ohio Joe]

15. oh my...

My lady and I made some purchases at a local adult shop... And never mind what we bought, it's our business

[Floyd R. Turbo]

16. 😏🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️

[Glamrock]

20. That could work

[Coventina]

17. A bag of Ruffles Baked Potato Chips

[Floyd R. Turbo]

18. 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️🧟

[happybird]

19. A lighter and a pint of chocolate ice cream

[Floyd R. Turbo]

23. 😋🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️

[Niagara]

21. Groceries.

I don't want to through my food at republicans though. I want to eat!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

24. 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️🧟

[Kali]

22. hmmm... a BMF 250

[Floyd R. Turbo]

25. 🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️

[Midnight Writer]

26. An eighth of Pineapple Express.

I don't know if it will mellow them out or give them the munchies.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

39. Dude! You're a giant bag of Doritos!🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️🧟

[multigraincracker]

27. $20 worth of regular gas.

Forgot to get matches.

[luv2fly]

34. My new truck battery and your gas, we might win

Now we have to figure out a flamethrower.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

40. 🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️

[Nictuku]

28. A pack of biodegradable starter pots

... I can fill them with dirt and throw them at them, but I don't think it will help.

[RainCaster]

29. I'm screwed

A gallon of milk, & some bananas

[milestogo]

30. A ring spotlight cam.

[Binkie The Clown]

31. An Arby's Beef and Cheddar. nt

[ironflange]

32. Two cans of Bush's Homestyle beans

[luv2fly]

33. A new battery for my truck

I'm happy to share.

[WheelWalker]

36. A box of 7d galvanized nails.

[MLAA]

37. I will be turning the DVDs i just bought into

https://www.sakuramartialarts.com/Martial_Arts_Weapons_Shuriken_12_Star_Ninja_Master_p/wea-9727-a1.htm

[Solly Mack]

38. Bush hog lawn mower, zero turn.

[zeusdogmom]

41. A peck of fresh local peaches

[Piasladic]

42. Take that!!!

With my sub sandwich... wait , um can I have that back, I'm kind of hungry and that was lunch.

[Ocelot II]

43. Mascara, shampoo and mouthwash.

At least I'll go down looking good, with clean hair and fresh breath.

[NightWatcher]

44. a McD's #7 combo w sweet tea. ( 2 shitty little cheeseburger meal)

[Lars39]

45. Toothpaste! I'm doomed

[MFM008]

46. Bought catfood

Dry. Shaken not stirred...

[Hela]

47. Mic boom stand -- swing away!

[Hela]

48. (Geez...could that picture BE any bigger?) n/t :-)

[I_UndergroundPanther]

49. Silicone stretchy beading thread

A pack of 99 cent blue beads ,a file folder and a ceramic bowl and kitchen tongs..tiny embroidery scissors..

I'm fucked in this hypothetical fight.

Guess I can use the stretchy bead thread to make rubber bands and shoot them off my thumb aiming for their eyes and missing them every single time.

Throw down the beads and hope they trip on them ..grab thier noses with the kitchen tongs and twist..put the bowl on thier head and cut whatever hair is hanging out?

This is starting to look like a Monty Python skit...

[NNadir]

51. An ice cream Sunday, blueberry.

If I hand it to a Zombie, perhaps she'll be distracted from me by the delicious soft vanilla ice cream.

[smirkymonkey]

52. Some delicious watermelon chunks.

Unfortunately, I ate them all so now I am defenseless.

[yellowdogintexas]

53. Popeye's Chicken Sandwidh nt

[3catwoman3]

55. A turquoise pendant from eBay.

Maybe I can claim it has zombie-repellant properties.