What would you do if you suddenly realized Rand Paul was your neighbor?

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9 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Unlimited
	Ignore him
	3 (33%)
	Move, immediately
	2 (22%)
	Allow "garage bands" to practice in your back yard
	4 (44%)
	Set up bird feeders full of food near the property line to attract rodents
	0 (0%)
	Host Democratic Fundraisers in your back yard and send him lots of invites
	0 (0%)
	OTHER
	0 (0%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[Paladin]

1. I would prepare to spend a great many years in prison. (nt)

[walkingman]

2. Put a pig pen downwind on our adjoining fence.

[True Dough]

3. SELL! SELL! SELL!

You could surely find some MAGA dork who would pay good money to be close to a dung pile.

[mitch96]

7. +1. Like all good repukes, make money off a crisis...😏. nt

[rickyhall]

4. My first thought was buy a big amp (Marshall) and speakers and practice my guitar late at night.

Oh, I play almost as well as Tommy Chong.

[IrishAfricanAmerican]

5. I've got my own Mesa Boogie stacks...

and a 600 watt PA. A little backyard get together could make him uncomfortable.

[zeusdogmom]

6. Train Zeusdog to bark at the fence line? 😆

Wouldn’t take too much training. He likes to bark at critters.

[Ocelot II]

8. I would be tempted to do what his former neighbor did,

but I'm just a little old lady so it's probably not an option. However, I would be as much of a nuisance as local ordinances allowed.

[True Dough]

9. But you could paint portraits of him in very compromising circumstances

On second thought, he's negotiated a political career full of compromising circumstances and he's still going strong, unfortunately.