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eppur_se_muova

(36,287 posts)
Sat Jul 31, 2021, 01:31 AM Jul 2021

Oh, FFS -- fake voice on AT&T auto-answer phone menu now makes fake typing noises.

It's a convincing robot voice, but still a robot. And now they've added little key-click noises to make it sound like the "operator" is pecking away at "his" keyboard searching for info! Other than SLOWING DOWN the response what does this accomplish ? Trying to gin the gullible rubes into thinking they're talking to a real human ? How insulting is it to be on the receiving end of that ? "Oh, please, Master Corporate Overlord, please treat more with yet more of your arrogant condescension ! I just haven't been demeaned enough yet!"

Corp "thinking" sucks.

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Oh, FFS -- fake voice on AT&T auto-answer phone menu now makes fake typing noises. (Original Post) eppur_se_muova Jul 2021 OP
Cuss or talk gibberish and they'll transfer you to a real person. Patterson Jul 2021 #1
That's my usual approach when things bog down. nt eppur_se_muova Jul 2021 #8
The "typing" sound is just a way to let you know the info you provide is being processed Dream Girl Jul 2021 #2
Yes. Like a "progress bar" or "spinner" n/t targetpractice Jul 2021 #7
Can we call them Ma Bell again? Because they have a history of suckage going way back ZonkerHarris Jul 2021 #3
LOL BumRushDaShow Jul 2021 #4
The mustache has thought of everything Blue Owl Jul 2021 #5
Robots are people too, my friend..... nt Baked Potato Jul 2021 #6
 

Dream Girl

(5,111 posts)
2. The "typing" sound is just a way to let you know the info you provide is being processed
Sat Jul 31, 2021, 03:53 AM
Jul 2021

Doubt they are trying to “trick” anyone.we’re all used to AI and chat bots at this point

BumRushDaShow

(129,433 posts)
4. LOL
Sat Jul 31, 2021, 05:05 AM
Jul 2021

I was trying to remember where I have heard that and I think it was when I needed to activate a credit card or if I called for some other issue and it insists on asking me to "say" what I'm calling about. Then it would go "Okay... let me check your records" and the typing clicks begin, after which it then says something like "Thank you. We have confirmed you are calling from the phone number associated with your account...blah blah".

I think it was the attempt to get rid of one of the biggest customer complaints - the telephone "Voice Menu". I.e., the "Press 1 for billing", "Press 2 for account management", "Press 3 for...", and at the end of the options, sometimes they don't even give an option to actually speak to a Customer Service representative.

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