Apparently all blonde ladies have to have the exact same face to get

[applegrove]

into Mar-a-Lago.

Link to tweet

[Hoyt]

1. That cracks me up. Trumpetts, that's perfect.

[EYESORE 9001]

9. The first 'S' is silent

(S)Trumpettes

[Laffy Kat]

2. Ewww. Maybe they all had the same plastic surgeon.

He sure does have a "type."

[IcyPeas]

3. Real Housewives of Mar-a-Lago

[ret5hd]

4. Stepford Wives of Merde Loco

[Beartracks]

5. Merde Loco LOL

[Prof. Toru Tanaka]

7. Stepford Wives is a good description.

Except these wives don't do floors or windows.

[Demovictory9]

6. Puppet look achieved with plastic surgery

[-misanthroptimist]

8. "We all float down here in Maralago!"

[Fla Dem]

10. It's the Botox. Stretches their faces into a "Joker" look.