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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsLight bulb jokes... got a favorite?
How many Grateful Dead fans does it take...?
When the bulb burns out they just follow it around for a few decades.
underpants
(182,863 posts)Ive never heard that one.
Lived 20 minutes from the mothership in Hampton in my formative years.
ShazzieB
(16,476 posts)Just one. But the lightbulb has to really want to change.
discntnt_irny_srcsm
(18,481 posts)underpants
(182,863 posts)Three.
One to change it and two tah remembuh how good the oooohld one was
imaginary girl
(862 posts)Clash City Rocker
(3,398 posts)To get to the other side.
Sneederbunk
(14,297 posts)One, but it takes ten sessions.
Enter stage left
(3,398 posts)It will never happen, they're too big to get into a light bulb.
discntnt_irny_srcsm
(18,481 posts)Two but you have to leave the bulb turned off cause they're shy.
griffi94
(3,733 posts)12....because each one gets a turn......and then they all bitch because it's electric.
Binkie The Clown
(7,911 posts)I honestly don't know the answer.
Ocelot II
(115,806 posts)GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
BORDER COLLIE: I can do it just as quickly and efficiently as any human can. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that lamp!
ROTTWEILER: Make me.
LABRADOR: Oh, me, me!! Puhleeez let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
NEWFOUNDLAND: Let the Border Collie do it and then you can feed me while he's busy.
JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
POODLE: I'll just blow into the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. And by the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
DOBERMAN PINSCHER: Change it?? While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
IRISH SETTER: Huh?
BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark...
MASTIFF: We Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
POINTER: I see it, the light bulb, there it is, there it is, right there....
GREYHOUND: If it isn't moving, who cares?
AUSTRALIAN CATTLE DOG: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....
OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.
HOUND DOG: Zzzzzzzzzz...
CAT: Cats don't change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So how long will it be before I can expect light?
I_UndergroundPanther
(12,480 posts)Screw in a lightbulb?
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billh58
(6,635 posts)None a your fucking business!
ironflange
(7,781 posts)Bikers don't screw in light bulbs. Bikers screw in pools of vomit.
Ugh. Sorry about that one.
tblue37
(65,477 posts)Just two, but it's really hard to get them in there.
How many Jewish mothers . . "Never mind. If you're too busy to help me, I'll just sit here in the dark.
How many sorority girls . . . Three: one to change the bulb, one to notify the campus newspaper, and one to order the commemorative T-shirts.
tblue37
(65,477 posts)vanlassie
(5,681 posts)does it take to screw in a lightbulb?