When the movie about your life is made, who should do the narration? You can't say Morgan Freeman!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

Mine: Kathleen Turner

[zanana1]

1. Somebody really dull.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. I doubt that!

[Tadpole Raisin]

3. Wilford Brimley

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. Nice!

[Walleye]

4. Peter Coyote, because of course Ken Burns will do the film

[Floyd R. Turbo]

7. Of course!

[MyOwnPeace]

5. Oh! It HAS to be............

John Facenda!!!!!! (It would be my own "Super Bowl!!!!)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Facenda

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. 🤔👍🏻

[Atticus]

9. Arnold Stang. nt

[Floyd R. Turbo]

13. 😃

[secondwind]

10. My beautiful granddaughter

[Floyd R. Turbo]

26. 😃

[RockRaven]

11. The Documentary Davids.

Attenborough and McCullough.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

27. 👍🏻

[Moostache]

12. Keanu Reeves, no question.

Not the "Bill and Ted's" version or even the "Neo" or "John Wick" versions...not even Mr. Reeves circa "Johnny Utah" days...

Nope.

This Keanu (from Steven Colbert's show):

Of course its supposed to be a eulogy, so if he does manage to slip an occasional "WHOAH!", I would not be saddened by that either!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

28. 👍🏻

[Aristus]

14. Henry Rollins.

I want people to think I was a bad-ass...

[Floyd R. Turbo]

29. 😏

[dweller]

15. A tag team

of PeeWee Herman and Sam Elliot, except PeeWee will read the serious episodes of my life, and Sam will read the silly …

✌🏻

[Floyd R. Turbo]

30. 😂

[sdfernando]

16. Elmer Fudd /nt

[Floyd R. Turbo]

31. 🤣

[Haggard Celine]

17. Seth Green

[Floyd R. Turbo]

32. 😃

[Tomconroy]

18. Donald Duck!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

33. 😂

[kacekwl]

19. Christopher Walken

[Floyd R. Turbo]

34. 👏🏻

[PJMcK]

20. Gilbert Gottfried (n/t)

[Floyd R. Turbo]

35. 😱

[rownesheck]

21. Gilbert Gottfried.

Must have an annoying voice to go with my annoying life.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

36. 😨

[Phoenix61]

22. Attenbourgh. I love his voice. nt

[Floyd R. Turbo]

37. 👍🏻

[kozar]

23. The way I feel some days,

Prolly John Belushi or Farley “van down by the river”.

I’ll settle for a professional, mid name actor who enjoyed life. That’s all I try.



Koz

[Floyd R. Turbo]

38. 😃

[Ocelot II]

24. Kathleen Turner, using her "Body Heat" voice.

But because I have always been incredibly boring, it should probably be Ben Stein using his Ferris Bueller voice.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

39. 👍🏻

[Donkees]

25. Bob Dylan

[Floyd R. Turbo]

40. 👏🏻

[Glamrock]

41. Tom Waits!

Who else could do a better narration of "The Life of Glam"?

[pnwest]

42. A profane Melissa McCarthy.

Funny and foul-mouthed

[csziggy]

49. She'd be great for my narrator, too! nt

[CTyankee]

43. Meryl Streep, of course! She can do comedy very well!

[rampartc]

44. rod serling

[cinematicdiversions]

45. Gilbert Gottfried

[Lady Freedom Returns]

52. Just so wrong.

[hurl]

46. Girl With The Dogs

[First Speaker]

47. James Spader...

...he can get the tragicomic ironies of a wasted life perfectly...

[tblue37]

48. PeeWee Herman?

[DiamondShark]

50. I love these neat social engineering posts.

Post another! Post another!

[Corgigal]

51. Jonathan Groff,

From Hamilton and Netflix Mindhunter fame. Such a soothing voice, and adorable. Watch him do some of his stuff below

[Brother Buzz]

53. Ton Hanks

He's also going to star in it because he's a dead ringer for me.

I got tired of telling people I'm not Tom Hanks. Hell, for shits and giggles, I started signing autographs.

[happybird]

54. Bobcat Goldthwait

[lastlib]

55. I would want Leonard Nimoy, but I guess he's too late.......

Failing that, James Earl Jones.

[lpbk2713]

56. Willie Nelson

He'll be around because it looks like he will outlive us all.

[Wolf Frankula]

57. Chevy Chase

Wolf

[liberaltrucker]

58. Samuel L Motherf***ing Jackson

[cloudbase]

59. Eric Andre'

[NightWatcher]

61. I was going to say John Cusack but I like your answer better.

Would watch your story.

[cloudbase]

62. Thanks. After a career in the Merchant Marine,

there would be plenty of stories that begin
"Now this ain't no shit!

I'll do my best not to leave viewers disappointed.

[NightWatcher]

63. I should've said Johnny Depp (doing Hunter S Thompson)

So many of my Private Eye adventures were nuts from the word Go.

So I'm driving 65 the wrong way down a one way road that's for official use only at (a major) Airport...

And the car repair guy says "minivans weren't meant to jump" ....

[Kaleva]

60. Foster Brooks for my teenage and young adult years.