The clam before the storm

[packman]

[mahatmakanejeeves]

1. I misread that. Never mind.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strom_Thurmond

[FoxNewsSucks]

8. lol

[zuul]

2. Ha ha! Cool photo.

[Champp]

3. "Better a clam than spam," as the Olde Salts never used to say

[Scrivener7]

4. That is my favorite thing today.

And the photo is really beautiful!

[George McGovern]

5. Excellent photograph packman! Very funny title!

[Hela]

6. And here I was...

thinking that was a typo.

[zanana1]

7. It looks like the clam is having an existential crisis.

Clams can be very deep.

[amb123]

9. Oh Clam Up!

[jaxexpat]

12. Zactly! They're very old souls, you know.

Early life trauma pretty much means they live in their shell. That and having no skin, musculature or skeletal support even if they did have that stuff. Except for the attitude, "Carapace, we don' need no stinkin' carapace." Don't be in their exit route when they stampede either.

[zanana1]

17. Good one.

[NQAS]

10. I'd like to post that on instagram

Credits to whom?

Great caption.

[Ilsa]

11. The lovely photo really clammed me down. Thanks!

[ewcordon]

13. That's a good one.

That's worthy of Ivar Haglund! Keep clam.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

14. Be careful.

Tell jokes like this, and you may end up oystracized.

[littlemissmartypants]

15. That would be a clamity.

[mnhtnbb]

16. Thanks for the laugh!