This offended my evangelical born-again brother

[left-of-center2012]

Some may say that's why I sent it to him?

[Phoenix61]

1. He obviously has no sense of humor. nt

[Dream Girl]

2. I don't get it. The guy on the porcelain thron is Trump. Who are the rest?

[secondwind]

4. Same here.

[redwitch]

5. Moses parting the Red Sea.

And catching King Neptune on the toilet.

[sarge43]

6. Nope. When crossing the Red Sea Moses and his gang caught Neptune with

his fig leaf down around his ankles.

The trident is the tell.

[Ocelot II]

21. It isn't TFG, it's Neptune.

[IrishAfricanAmerican]

3. LOL! That's great.

[PJMcK]

7. Perhaps he misunderstood the joke

The "god" on the toilet is Poseidon, the Greek good of the seas. This is clearly obvious as he's holding a trident, a magic implement that Poseidon could use to create water.

The fellow on the throne isn't the god of Abraham.

(Actually, this reveals another layer of the joke since Moses is following on god but finds another!)

Of course, Evangelicals are so wrapped up in their religious delusions that one wouldn't expect them to understand the joke.

[gab13by13]

8. I knew it wasn't Trump,

the toilet wasn't golden.

[2naSalit]

9. LOL...

Some people just can't take a joke. I think it's really funny.

[Chainfire]

10. The trident should give it away folks.

King Neptune, exposed when Moses parts the sea. "Can't a man get a little privacy on the privy?"

[grumpyduck]

15. One of my old stand-by lines is

"Geez, can't a guy even take a shit in peace anymore?"

[Chainfire]

18. That reminds me of boot camp

I don't remember exactly but it must have been somewhere between 10 and 20 toilets lined up, side by side, with no dividers, to serve a hundred sailors, in our company, in about ten minutes. So the answer was , no, you can't take a dump in peace. Since I was never much of a performance pooper, I had the night watch wake me up 15 minutes before reveille so that I could do the three Ss. (shit, shower and shave) Getting up the 15 minutes earlier gave me a chance for the fourth necessary "S," a quick Smoke before falling out for inspection and the march to the galley for an SOS breakfast.

[sarge43]

19. I once asked Hubster about shaving with 10 minutes left to get in formation

50 Eager Young Space Cadets and five mirrors

"Well, I shaved somebody's face and somebody shaved mine."

[Chainfire]

22. That is what happened if our shave did not suit our company commander.

We stood in the hot Orlando sun all of the people who failed the shave inspection dry shaved each other. I was lucky, I mostly had peach fuzz so I generally got by.

[sarge43]

24. Getting the most out of your enlistment.

("Next time I'll use a fracking flame thrower.&quot

I do not envy men having to shave at 0500hrs.

[randr]

11. The image of the naked man on his throne

evokes their idol and they resent it that they are so easy to play

[Thomas Hurt]

12. If this offends one of the faithful, I would question their faith.

[Mad_Dem_X]

13. That is FUNNY!!!

[vanlassie]

14. "Beware the eager to be offended."

[Floyd R. Turbo]

16. Ha!

[marble falls]

17. The real miracle? He parted the Red Sea and the yellow pee at the same time.

[Wounded Bear]

20. Funny, but I was wondering how a flush toilet works under water...

Sometimes my inner engineer just can't resist.

[UTUSN]

23. Bwah!1