I told my wife I wanted to be cremated...

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she made an appointment for Tuesday.

[rurallib]

1. Stay cool!

[druidity33]

2. K&R, nt.

[Yorkie Mom]

3. My grandmother told her daughter-in-law she would burn twice

if she was cremated.

I've laughed at that one for years. She was one of a kind.

[Martin Eden]

4. Your wife's motive:

She wants you to have a smokin' hot body.

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5. I was going to say "it's too late for that"...

but now I hope it's way too early.

[Scrivener7]

6. Barbecue at your house Tuesday!

[Niagara]

7. Cremation is my last chance for a smoking hot body.

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8. My dad told me the easiest way to get a great body...

is to marry one.

[Niagara]

9. Lol that's true. n/t

[MLAA]

10. I cannot tell you how much I needed that laugh!

Flew to Florida 3 weeks ago to help dad though a hospitalization and rehab. Had a setback today and sitting in my hotel trying to wind down and get some sleep. I clicked on your post and fell out laughing!

THANK YOU!

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12. welcome

[deurbano]

15. Sorry about the setback, and hope tomorrow is a better day for your dad.

Also, stay safe.

[lunatica]

11. All my immediate family are cremated

I have their ashes. Now I need to do something about the ashes because I want to be cremated also. What should I do? I had my mother and my son cremated. What do I do now?

[orleans]

18. my cousin & i talked about that (years ago)

she pointed out we're leaving a lot of ashes for our daughters to deal with (pets included)
she said we should have a "scattering party"
it sounded like a good idea -- in theory
...
perhaps our daughters can have that scattering party

[lastlib]

21. Well, you won't have any trouble finding an urn...........

[FailureToCommunicate]

13. "And there sat Ray, looking cool and calm, in the heart of the furnace roar...

And he wore a smile you could see a mile, and he said: "Please close that door.
It's fine in here, but I greatly fear you'll let in the cold and storm—
Since I left Plumtree, down in Tennessee, it's the FIRST TIME I've been warm!"

[packman]

14. If my wife said that to me, it would burn me up

I urn for her love.

[unweird]

16. It just burns me up when my wife says things like that

[Blue Owl]

17. You urned it, buddy!

[Historic NY]

19. Have a hot time.

[3Hotdogs]

20. Cemetery in southern N.J. has natural burials.

No embalming. Just put your carcass in a shroud and someone digs a hole and puts you in it.


Better for the environment than cremation.

[zanana1]

22. HAH!