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A dyslexic man walks into a bra (Original Post)
Duncanpup
Aug 2021
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bluecollar2
(3,622 posts)1. Nailed it!
rateyes
(17,460 posts)2. A dyslexic agnostic insomniac
stayed up all night long wondering if there really is a Dog.
twodogsbarking
(18,779 posts)4. I don't get it.
njhoneybadger
(3,911 posts)5. Bar-Bra
twodogsbarking
(18,779 posts)10. Gotcha.
paleotn
(22,212 posts)6. :-)
Orrex
(67,111 posts)7. I hope he got the support he was looking for
tavernier
(14,443 posts)9. Did he order a double?
multigraincracker
(37,651 posts)11. I have lots of sympathy for spelling errors, as
I'm on the dyslexic septum.
ashredux
(2,928 posts)12. he ordered 38 D Bourbon straight
Fritz Walter
(4,370 posts)13. I got a million of 'em!
Well, at least 71 dyslexic jokes.
I wanted to volunteer and do something good this holiday season...
So I helped these dyslexic kids write letters to Satan.
So I helped these dyslexic kids write letters to Satan.
https://jokojokes.com/dyslexic-jokes.html
Be sure and pit your servers!
sarge43
(29,173 posts)15. The dyslexic rabbi who always said "Yo way!" n/t
Good one!
El Shaman
(583 posts)14. Pink
olives !!!?
3Hotdogs
(15,368 posts)16. Then a horse walked into the same bar and sat down on a stool.
Bartender: Hey, why the long face?
cab67
(3,749 posts)17. maybe it's the same fellow...
...who sold his soul to Santa.
cab67
(3,749 posts)18. A good friend of mine is dyslexic.
He never put it on his car, but he has a bumper sticker that says "Dyslexics of the World Untie!"
femmedem
(8,561 posts)19. "Make mine a double." n/t
MLAA
(19,744 posts)20. Lucky man!
IronLionZion
(51,267 posts)22. Oh snap!
Seinan Sensei
(1,545 posts)23. There is no dog
... said the dyslexic atheist
Anon-C
(3,440 posts)24. ...I want to reach out and grab bra?