Send me a bunch of money, quickly

[Chainfire]

I want to audit the Texas 2020 election results. I have been told by a reliable source that Biden actually won Texas by a wide margin and I think that we have to get to the bottom of it for the safety and integrity of future elections... I have never done an election audit, but I do have experience with an IRS audit. I will have the legal firm of Dewey, Cheatem and Howe working closely with me in case we have to come up against any of the stellar Trump legal teams.

Don't go sending any little five or ten dollar checks either, I need to raise millions in a hurry. Just to start things off, I am writing a check to myself for $10,000.00, now that should boost your confidence in my sincerity to correct a massive injustice.

Come on, donate now, we are going to set the grass roots of Texas on fire!

[TexasTowelie]

1. Link to your GoFundMe account? nt

[Chainfire]

2. I don't use GoFundMe, just box the money up, small unmarked bills, lots and lots of them and I will

swing by your house and pick it up. You can trust me, I am a plumber.

[magicarpet]

3. Check is in the mail,....

What is your address again ?

[bluecollar2]

4. Give me your credit card number, security number and PIN...

I'll credit your account...

[Chainfire]

5. My wife was watching a video yesterday.

A foreign scammer had contacted a computer hacker. (sounds like a joke, right?) The hacker posed as an elderly woman and kept the scammer online long enough to hack into the scammer's computer. I am not sure, but I believe this happened over a series of calls. As they are talking, the hacker starts deleting files from the scammer's computer until he essentially wiped out the scammer's hard drive. All of his contact info and "clients" were gone. After the hacker had completed hid dirty deeds, he told the scammer what was going on and the scammer begs and pleads for his files back.

Of course, it may or may not have been true, but it was an uplifting story anyway.