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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsGoing through my old emails and I found this.
I'm not sure if I posted this before or not. This is some crap that I typed up a while ago and emailed to a friend of mine. It appears to be a bunch of well known jokes mashed up into one joke, with some random crap that I added. I probably was baked when I typed it, and as usual, the stuff you think is hilarious when you are baked is not very funny in actuality.
TWO CANNIBALS WERE EATING A CLOWN
Cannibal 1: Does this taste funny to you? LOL
Cannibal 2: No, why?
Cannibal 1: No, see, I was making a joke. This is a clown we are eating, and I said "Does this taste funny to you"? Get it?
Cannibal 2: No, I don't get it.
(awkward silence for 5 minutes)
Cannibal 2: Why did you say Eloel?
Cannibal 1: What? When did I say that.
Cannibal 2: When you told your stupid joke.
Cannibal 1: No, I said LOL. It means laughing out loud.
Cannibal 2: Why does it mean that?
Cannibal 1: Nevermind.
Cannibal 2: No really, why does it mean that?
Cannibal 1: Forget it.
(awkward silence)
Cannibal 1: You're kinda stupid, aren't you?
Cannibal 2: Glares at Cannibal 1
Cannibal 2: This is the worst first date I've ever been on. Please take me home.
Cannibal 1: I'm sorry, I think we just started off on the wrong foot. LOL. Get it? I said "I think we just started off on the wrong foot"
(Awkward silence)
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(9,197 posts)wyn borkins
(1,109 posts)Cannibal 1: Does this taste funny to you?
Cannibal 2: No, why?
Cannibal 1: I was making a joke. This is a clown we're eating, and I said: Does this taste funny to you? Get it?
Cannibal 2: No, I don't get it. You know what, this is the worst first date I've ever been on. Please take me home.
Cannibal 1: I'm sorry, I think we started off on the wrong foot. Get it? I said: I think we started off on the wrong foot.