What events would YOU add to the Summer and Winter Olympics?

[battleknight24]

For me?

Shopping cart track and field (one person pushes, the other person rides in it)
Inner tube water polo
Air hockey
Strip air hockey
Strip ping pong
Military basketball (that's what we called it when we were kids; basketball with no traveling and no fouls).
Three legged track and field.
Three legged soccer.
Shot Jenga (whoever makes the tower fall takes a shot). But how would the winner be decided?
Rollerblade tennis
Dog surfing
Medicine ball dodgeball
Trampoline boxing
Mixed Martial Arts Checkers (I just made that name up; I don't even know how that would work).

[Doodley]

1. Sack race, egg and spoon race.

[obnoxiousdrunk]

2. Kabbadi.

[Me.]

3. Nothing

I don't like how they are treating our athletes, taking metals away, and don't care if they end. Bunch of hidebound men living fat off the olympics cow.

[lastlib]

4. Frisbee golf

re: Mixed Martial Arts Checkers--"if you can't beat the computer at chess, try kickboxing."

[yellowdogintexas]

5. Outhouse Races. Definitely - with the sponsor names plastered on the outside

also Cardboard Boat races. The last boat to come apart wins.

Winter: Snow fort construction

[Corgigal]

6. Supermarket sweep

but the grocery store is based like it is in the home country.

I would watch, with popcorn.